The only sane response to thots that are too used to being the center of attention everywhere they go.
"Oh wow, what a total loser. I clearly deserve the awe and attention of someone who isn't a 5."
"Oh Don't Flatter Yourself, like you're any higher than a 5 yourself!"
"Oh Don't Flatter Yourself, like you're any higher than a 5 yourself!"
by BS Allergy February 2, 2026
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Kevin: The date went pretty well. If you consider we hardly talked at all and mostly stared at the food in front of us.
Michael: Come on, man! You need to be bold to get a chick!
Kevin: But Mike, you know how much of a Social Fluttershy I am!
Michael: Come on, man! You need to be bold to get a chick!
Kevin: But Mike, you know how much of a Social Fluttershy I am!
by Just_Your_Average_Psychopath July 10, 2012
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by Catch2425 June 12, 2019
Get the Flatterfotze mug.Look at that fatter fuck over there. He's having another desert after desert again. And he thinks that diet coke is going to reduce him to a fat fuck again?
by Ronnieoc714 October 30, 2013
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Someone who will waste hours of your precious time sending you shitty memes about sun beams and how you can't see the curvature of the earth. Often times are also creationists who believe the earth was magically created 6000 years ago.
One who can't handle the thought of being insignificant, so they make themselves the center of the universe.
An unfortunately growing percentage of our youth.
Someone who will waste hours of your precious time sending you shitty memes about sun beams and how you can't see the curvature of the earth. Often times are also creationists who believe the earth was magically created 6000 years ago.
One who can't handle the thought of being insignificant, so they make themselves the center of the universe.
An unfortunately growing percentage of our youth.
Flattard: Hey dude do you believe in any conspiracies?
Dude: Yeah man! I don't think EVERYTHING happened as we are lead to believe. 9/11 is pretty fucked!
Flattard: No, dude, I mean like REAL conspiracies.
Dude: uhm, excuse me?
Flattard: like the earth is flat dude!!
Dude: wait, are you saying that's a conspiracy theory or are you saying you think the earth is flat?
Flattard: **whips out these shitty memes about sun beams and the curvature of the earth**
Like, dude, it just doesn't add up.
Dude: But... yes it... does....
Dude 1: Yeah, this dude I met thinks the earth is flat.
Dude 2: like a real life flattard? ZOOOMG I must talk to him.
Dude 1: Plz don't.
Dude: Yeah man! I don't think EVERYTHING happened as we are lead to believe. 9/11 is pretty fucked!
Flattard: No, dude, I mean like REAL conspiracies.
Dude: uhm, excuse me?
Flattard: like the earth is flat dude!!
Dude: wait, are you saying that's a conspiracy theory or are you saying you think the earth is flat?
Flattard: **whips out these shitty memes about sun beams and the curvature of the earth**
Like, dude, it just doesn't add up.
Dude: But... yes it... does....
Dude 1: Yeah, this dude I met thinks the earth is flat.
Dude 2: like a real life flattard? ZOOOMG I must talk to him.
Dude 1: Plz don't.
by Wingsuit Wally August 27, 2017
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An overgrown blustering fratter was in a store, mask at half-mast, nattering away via cell phone as he was being served.
by The Wendolyne September 15, 2020
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In the "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" Season One episode entitled "Best Night Ever", kind-hearted pegasus-pony Fluttershy's inability to make friends with Canterlot's local fauna causes her to develop Fluttershychosis and chase the panicked animals into a gala ballroom, her gown and mane all disheveled and dirty, madly screaming, "...you're...going...to LOOOVE MEEEE!!"
by Tim Snortin, Coffeeholic Brony June 3, 2011
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