flat

A circular crack rock, coming straight from the pot.

Flats look like flapjacks -- Pancakes? You don't know.

by ziptnf October 16, 2007

flat

bad; boring; dull; opposite of steep

Homework is so flat!

by Eileen March 15, 2003

flat

British a bunch of rooms on one floor - a single-story building. It is commonly confused with "flat," meaning apartment.

i live in a flat, but not an apartment.

by I belie definitions September 09, 2006

flat

Uncool, bogus, lame, wack, or dick.

I got fired today for smoking weed in the bathroom...my boss was totally flat about it.

by J March 13, 2003

flat

Fucks Like A Tiger.

Yeah. She's flat as hell.

by Clarence Oddbody January 08, 2005

flat

1) A peice of land without any hills or valleys.

2) What one might call a girl's chest if she has a little cup size or no boobs at all.

3) A word that is not veiwed as offensive or foul, but can be substituted for any words that are offensive or foul.

1) Charles Ingalls: The prairies are so flat. Myabe I'll build a house here.

2) Drew: Dude, Amy is so flat.
Nick: She's only three years old...

3) Paul: Flat! What the flat is going on here?!
Marie: Just shut the flat up! You would never flatting understand anyway!
Joe: Flat you marie! You flatting flat! I never want to flatting see your flatting face ever flatting again!

Paul: You're such a flat...

by Cha, brahhh. (: June 08, 2010

flat

someone who can't play music for shit.

take the trumpet off your mouth. you're flat.

by bob the unbuilder April 02, 2007