Faptop

A laptop that is used for mainly and quite possibly only for porn. Some people are lonely and the "Faptop" is their only lover (Plus their hands and sex toys).

After doing the spirit bomb of ejaculation to watching some really good Kim Possible Hentai, I couldn't seem to get my Semen out of my keyboard, I really hope I don't destroy my Faptop, then I would never be able to watch TheWizChannel.

by TheWizIV October 11, 2014

flatophilia

Fetish for women with flat butts

That nigga got a bad case of flatophilia

by djboogie April 20, 2016

flaptot

a slutty toddler like girl whos flaps (vaginal flap) are tot like, thus untouched and small... and possibly french

person 1:flaptot did u use a condom

flaptot:no its ok i cant get preggers yet

person 1: ok cool but wait it smells of shit in here do u need a diaper change??

flaptot: haha whoops

by mexiflaps March 7, 2008

flatophobic

The constant fear of socializing, interacting, or dating a woman who is generally flat on most sexually appealing regions of her body- Actually common in 67% of men ages 13+.

Alicia is so flat she makes me feel flatophobic.

by Mr.Bruh May 16, 2015

flapdop

The shaving of the head, while sitting on a toilet.

Boy, are you ready for this flapdop.

by charlimane February 9, 2017

fliptop

1. When you slap someone over the back of the head

2.When someone is a downright douche bag and comes up with the worst idea in the world for something

Jesus Tom fliptop the fuck out of that guy, when he mentioned his wife

Andy is the biggest fliptop I've ever met

Hey let's use a piece of fishing line to tow this car. Jesus Sarah you're the biggest fliptop out

by The fliptop master May 10, 2017

Faptop

A computer that can only access porn sites

Oi mate I got a new faptop, it's a sick computer that can only access porn

by Junkmailman42069 February 28, 2019