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flaming ass

What occurs the next day after eating super hot food like 5 star tai food, habenearo pizza, etc.

What happens? You'll be sitting on the toilet, squeezing out a loaf, and you will begin to experience a excruciatingly painful burning sensation on the lining of your sphinkter. It feels like you are crapping fresh jalepenos. This pain (i.e. flaming ass) will last for at least an hour, and you'll be dreading the next time you have to take a shit.
Don't 5 star your pad tai, you'll get flaming ass!
by asswip'e October 23, 2007
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The Flaming Amazon

A sexual act in which the male, before ejaculation pulls out of the female and ingites her pubic hair on fire. Then proceeds to extinguish the flames with his jizz.
"That freaky broad begged for a Flaming Amazon."
"You should've seen her jump when I busted out the Flaming Amazon on her"
by maddog088 August 19, 2006
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Flaming Albuquerque

The act of taking a hot pepper, sticking it into her cooter, and breaking it off. Then, light her pubes on fire.

Voila! A Flaming Albuquerque.
That ho wouldn't stop nagging, so when she got drunk and passed out I woke her up with a Flaming Albuquerque. She won't forget those scars anytime soon.
by Turd Ferguson the Third March 12, 2009
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flaming ass syndrome

When ones asshole swells up like a cajun potato after a firey hit meal
Ciaran:Them spicy sausages gave me a spicy anus
Mark:Me too my ass is like a cajun potato
Ian:You boys have a case of flaming ass syndrome
by Brrgaaah July 25, 2014
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flaming amazon

okay, this is the act of setting a girl's bush on fire and then putting the flames out with your man-chowder.
and then he pulled out and did a flaming amazon!
by number25 August 24, 2003
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Flaming Amazon

Lighting your girl's pubes on fire then putting it out with your own nut
Guy 1 : "Katie had her first Flaming Amazon last night"
Guy 2 : "How did that work out"
Guy 1 : "She got 3rd degree burns. What a dumb bitch"
by Lucavi A.D. February 19, 2009
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flaming arkansas

When a man has sex with a red head... then sets her on fire.
"Where is Sheral?" "She got flaming arkansas, shes dead."
by Hedge Trimmer June 1, 2014
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