five-head

The original definition from the late 1980's characterizes those late teen-age and early twenty-something males with a prematurely rising/receding hairline.

Dude, what happened to you last summer? You went from a forehead to a five-head.

Huh?

Your hairline is receding...you look thirty.

by rockstar1 May 19, 2009

Five head

Someone who is blessed with having an exceptionally large fore head.

That ant mcpartlain from ant and dec has a canny five head you could show a movie on it.

by Drydentested5 September 5, 2013

Five-head

A large forehead that you make fun of

Adams five-head makes him look gay and balding

by Southwestern hicks December 4, 2019

five-head

A person with a receeding hairline.

Your shits fucked up. You ain't got a forehead you got a five-head.

by Jdogg03 October 20, 2003

Swordfighting the Five Headed Hydra

A rather obvious reference to male masturbation.

He was caught swordfighting the five headed hydra.

by JollyFatMan September 10, 2005

Five head

A five head is when you are able to put your hand on youre head and fits without touching youre eyebrows or your hair line.

Steve:whos that?
Mike:thats Stacy. She's got a five head
Steve:I can tell

by Wowza! Thats crazy! October 18, 2019

Five-head

An exceptionally large forehead of which you can look into and see your own future. Often times light reflecting upon it will blind Pilots.

"Wow FUCK, uhhh that cunt Rachel has the biggest five-head I have ever seen, it took down a 747 earlier today killing 150 passengers, 4 of which were infants.

by Cocksucker3 August 28, 2016