Alaskan Fitzgerald

When a girl gives you a blow job with ice in her mouth

Dude she gave me an alaskan fitzgerald last night and my cock FUCKING FROZE! it was great

by Joesph Richards October 19, 2008

Edmund Fitzgerald

When a turd is so long that it cannot support itself and breaks in half between waves like the fabled ore carrier.

Man, I feel so much better. After eating that cheese log and peanut butter last night and washing it down with Budweiser, I just launched an "Edmund Fitzgerald".

by GrandMaster T January 1, 2012

Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbear

The full legal name of Freddy Fazbear from the game "Five Nights at Freddy's."

"I have to spend five evenings with Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbear this week."

by The Amazing Guy 0 August 22, 2023

Fitzgerald

When one is stricken with red hair and a terrible hunger.

I wanted to go out but I looked in the mirror and relised I was Fitzgerald.

by Professor Rangar September 20, 2008

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

The last great president of the United States, a Man of the people, great speaker. He was a very noble man, who gave his life for the good of the average American citizen. Although it did no good, as the corruption of our government reaches to far for one man to reach. Here he warns of Secert Government Society. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvaZ9pXvYTg

The President was trying to inform the American people about the deceit and lies behind the Illuminati infiltration of the U.S. Government. He made steps to dismantle the CIA , to pull our troops out of bloody affairs. This didn't please the Global Elite, he was soon killed by a "Lone Gunman".

The Global Elite killed John Fitzgerald Kennedy after he made steps to alert to masses to there presence , murder , and propaganda. He made steps to dismantle the CIA and other organizations that do the work of the Illuminati and there supporters in the U.S. government.

by American Citizen #014256 January 13, 2007

Fitzgerald

When an anus experiences a combination of leakage and sweat build up. a "juicy asshole"

Dude my cornhole is so juicy right now, i think i have a full blown Fitzgerald

by C. Harrell December 17, 2008

Edmund Fitzgerald

Another term for anal sex usually while drunk.

She got so drunk last night, she finally decided to let him try the Edmund Fitzgerald.

by Jesse____ January 4, 2008