Facebook Finisher

this is when a man or a woman indulges in masturbation as normal. just before he or she reaches climax, quickly presses Alt + Tab on the keyboard to bring up an internet explorer window that they have previouly set up with the image of someone they have been stalking for most of the afternoon on facebook. This results in a more meaningful wank, and thus more enjoyment for the participant.

for example, one frisky summers afternoon you have been secretly surveying your girlfriends younger sister in her daily activities. knowing there is no feasable way in which to fuck her, to maintain your relationship with her older sister the facebook finisher offers the perfect release.

by tom humphrey October 19, 2009

Smithy Finisher

A sex act performed on your woman in the 69 position. Using your index and second finger on each hand alternatively like a sewing machine at full throttle. Expect squirting...

After slamming my bird for 3 hours I just flipped her over into the 69 and gave her the smithy finisher ;)

by gman69 January 9, 2015

Wallahi Im Finished

Its a sentence used by the popular meme twitter titan Cam also known as Yeaiamtrill. He said this because he saw the ass he was going to fuck and he knew he couldnt handle that.

Wallahi im finished, i dont have enough meat for that

by 8K8Z8_ June 25, 2022

FINISHED PLAYER

It means you are a finished player, you are not in your prime no mo and you should just retire

person 1: bro that dude is trash, hes a finished player
person 2: i agree hes finished

by SpirallyYes July 3, 2023

finished

Meaning: It's over and done with. Whether it's a relationship or a book coming to an end. No longer necessary.

I thought he was so hot yesterday. Today...He's so finished.

by DawnR. September 7, 2006

finished

When you get Fucked up!

I was at the bashment yesterday and got finished.

by KJ March 16, 2005

Texan Finisher

A good way to get a girl to bite off your dick

planned that I'd do the Texan Finisher to this fat bitch so I dropped my gut on this bitches head before I was about to cum, and in the process of knocking her out, she bit my dick off.

(Because that's what happens when a person gets hit in the head really hard, this is why you are required to wear mouth guards in sports.)

by LostInLimbo December 16, 2014