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finkle dinking

To take home one of the opposite sex, only to find out he/she is a transvestite, and proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse with him/her.
John totally got caught finkle dinking last night! He took home what he thought was some hot chick, but it ended up being Al, and he banged him anyway.
by djmmjy August 22, 2010
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dawn of the final day

“Dawn of the Final Day” is an expression that is commonly used in anticipation of a near future event, in a similar vein to the Imminent Ned advice animal series or its snowclone form “Brace yourselves, (X) is coming.” Stemming from an in-game notification that appears throughout the 2000 Nintendo 64 video game The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask, the phrase has been also paired with various imagery of Moon from the same game.
Dawn of the Final Day

- 24 hours remain -
by majorasmask1 August 25, 2013
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final destination

(noun) The homeground of all tourneyfags, Final Destination is a completely flat stage in the Super Smash Bros. series.

Tourneyfags enjoy this stage as it provides absolutely no advantages to any players or characters.

In Super Smash Brothers Brawl, 9 out of 10 of all matches played on the internet occur here. Masahiro Sakurai, the person in charge of making of SSBB, considered renaming it First Destination, because of its incredible "popularity" in previous games.

In the original Super Smash Brothers for the Nintendo 64, Master Hand was fought here at the end of story mode.
In Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Gamecube, you encounter Master Hand here again at the end of Classic mode, occasionally joined by Crazy Hand. In Adventure mode, you fight Bowser (and sometimes Giga Bowser) on this stage.
In Super Smash Brothers Brawl for the Wii, you fight Master Hand on this stage at the end of Classic mode, and you fight Tabuu on this stage in The Subspace Emissary.
John: Hey did you make that list of Brawls you had on the internet for me?
Joe: Yeah, here it is:
Me (Toon Link) Vs. Ike Vs. Marth Vs. Snake
Battle 1: Final Destination
Battle 2: Final Destination
Battle 3: Final Destination
Battle 4: Final Destination
Battle 5: Final Destination
Battle 6: Final Destination
Battle 7: PictoChat
Battle 8: Final Destination
Battle 9: Final Destination
Battle 10: Final Destination

John: Let me guess: no items the whole time?
Joe: Not a single one.
by Kbman May 17, 2008
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Final Destinationed

To be suddenly, tragically, and fatally injured in a freak accident.
Alex was walking down Sunset Boulevard until he was final destinationed by a meteorite.
by Self-absorbed Mannequin January 27, 2009
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Final Deposit

An accountant's term for shitting.
" If you eat raw habanero peppers, your final deposit might burn."
by Clear Paperclip August 19, 2020
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Final Destination

A highly ingenious horror movie.

A boy called Alex has a premonition that the flight he's on, headed to France, will explode. He tells everyone to get off the ill-fated aircraft but only Alex, five other students and his teacher get off the plane. Moments later in the departure lounge the seven people see the plane explode before their very eyes. Now the FBI thinks that Alex had something to do with it and follow his every move. His friends also start to become suspicious and slowly fade out of his life. But now, each one of his friends is being stalked and killed by Death who is intent on collecting the souls of those who cheated it.

The film was followed by a horrible sequel (Final Destination 2) and was followed by a good-enough sequel years after that (Final Destination 3)
I love 'Final Destination'. It's one of the best horror films I've ever seen. It's very original and has a brilliant twist at the end. Everyone should watch it.

'Final Destination 2' was a crappy sequel. The only good thing about it is the car scene. 'Final Destination 3' is pretty good though.
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final-destinationism

A neo-mainstream theory or ideology developed from the bizarre situational deaths in the movie, "Final Destination." Final-destinationists (also called catastrophists) will witness a seemingly harmless situation then explain in great detail how lucky you were x event didn't happen because it would cause your very gruesome demise...that they also explain in great detail.
Oh man, are you alright?! You just tripped next to that chair! Good thing you didn't fall cause that drawer is open and if you fell, you would've gone over the chair and hit your eye on the drawer causing the cabinet to topple over onto your computer which would shoot out sparks and set the whole place on fire and you would burn to death while being crushed with the corner of a drawer in your eye...you are SO lucky."
"I think Al's Final-Destinationism is getting out of hand."
by jaci_b October 12, 2007
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