figleaf

(METAPHOR) relatively transparent ruse to hide something embarrassing behind something good, or something neutral. For example, a man may attempt to hit on a woman by attempting to get her involved in bible study. The woman would ordinarily find being hit on disagreeable or even offensive, so the man conceals his intentions as something considered good.

Comes from the tradition of Renaissance artists using figleaves to conceal the genitalia of nude subjects.

During the lead up to the invasion of Iraq, neoconservatives used concern for the the welfare of Iraqis under Saddam's oppressive rule as a figleaf for their bloodlust.

by Primus Intra Pares July 25, 2010

Fegley

A slang term for the act of firmly squeezing your butt cheeks together to prevent bowel release, to the point that you cannot hold back anymore and you discharge fecal matter into your pants. The result is often associated with a carrot-like scent.

Aww dude, if I don't get to the bathroom quick, I'm totally gonna fegley myself.

by Beans2000 February 23, 2011

firley

In poker, when you attempt a roper and it fails.

I checked, attempting to checkraise the field, but they all checked through. Boy, did I get firleyed.

by Calicojackal July 31, 2005

figle

a nose twitch and the raising of the upper nostril

did u just figle at me?

by qwwag March 4, 2005

Finley seymour

Hes tall and he smart but he denies it , hes good at fixing things. Hes charming and sexy. He has a big dick

Finley seymour Defined hes genuenly a awsome guy

by Amg-lankey_miget August 9, 2019

Finley

A girl who is unbelievably beautiful but doesn't know it. This girl will not take shit from anyone, She dose not like to pick fights but she will get physical when needed. And win. Finley is witty, Weird,Loving,Caring, And Great in bed. She is an amazing kisser and will blow you mind in between the sheets. Finley is usually very into art and and physical activity, With amazing eyes and a hot body... Every man desires a Finley. But most men will never have a chance due to the fact she is usually attracted to assholes, But Finley is loyal and is known for long relationships.

1. Oh my god did you here who Finley is with???
2. Oh yeah i herd, He doesn't even deserve her man..
1. Seriously..
2. I wonder if they have banged yet..
1. He couldn't be THAT lucky.

by JarrDog April 21, 2013

Finley

cutest dude on the earth. will probably make ur heart fall out of your chest, literally, by just being a human. Super FRICKIN GORGEOUS. he knows alot about A LOT. really good at the music. basically the most perfect human alive. Also goes by Finn. or Finny

"yo, that Finley is heckin gORGEOUS"
"yah omg Finn is PERFECT"
"the most handsome human ALIVE"
"I LOVE FINLEY"
"EVERYONE LOVES FINLEY"
"UHGHHGHGHGHGHGHH"

by hottie mchotstuff June 28, 2014