Fern

Dirty, redneck, rabbit-like SEX in the woods!

Are Dewane and Jennifer fernin' over yonder?

by Hog Nicholson November 30, 2006

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A fat bum who sits around all day playing nothing but video games who thinks he is god and compares himself to singing birds. Who thinks he is intelligent when all beg to differ. Who cries and whines constantly. Who throws himself into walls in front of everyone and says he couldn't walk anymore because his heart was ripped to shreds. Who thinks he'll have a life after high school, when his mom still buys his clothes. Who will never know what brand clothing is. Who will stay a virgin until he is well over 40. Who will be on his death bed wishing he could go back and play Halo with his teenage friends.

Whoa! Stop acting like a Fern!

Man, that kid is so fern.

Stop Ferning me!

by Leslieoh July 2, 2006

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Fern

Fern: A very potent fart,a very squeeky release.

The origin of Fern came from the actual sound that erupts from the anus
i.e Ffrrnnn

That guy just did the smelliest fern I've ever smelt!

by MissBubble January 5, 2005

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Fern is a woman also known as a "hag" who flaunts her gash infront of weaker men to lead them on. She also has strange sexual fantasies about feet. Because of her reputation Fern is used to describe someone who likes to munch on cock.

"Hey that girl looks like a real Fern"
"Yeah she was Ferning everyone last night"

by plohea February 16, 2010

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A lesbian who is the submissive, feminine type. They tend to
be earthy, hippie-types that don't shave their armpits or legs.
The counterpart to a "butch" lesbian.

It was obvious which one of the couple was "butch" and which was the "fern".

by protonman7 October 30, 2011

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