feffed

To be so utterly and totally wasted that it is impossible to converse properly using a keyboard or mobile phone.
Can also carry over into an inability to verbalise in a coherent way.

"Dave, what the hell were you posting last night - it didn't make any sense?"
"I was posting? Damn, I was so feffed."

by Sokolsky August 1, 2007

fewff

a slang term used to express a sigh of relief

Fewff...that was a close call, I almost got caught sleeping with his dad.

by nat March 24, 2004

feffer fever

Feffer fever is a disease cause by the love towards people with their last name ending in "Feffer." Most common names : rafe, eliza, gage, anne.

Guy: Dude the new "bieber fever" is Feffer fever, I'm so in love with that red head whose last name is Feffer in my science class.

Other Guy: I know, she's such a beb, and so is her cousin, whose last name is also feffer!

by Hay bebs December 11, 2013

Feffer

A name or term of endearment used to describe an outstanding Aunt, Grandmother or a truly honored female.

1. Aunt Feffer's love is unconditional

2. I want to be a Feffer when I grow

up
3. Feffer is my role model
4. Feffer, let's make cookies for Santa

by Zoom-Zoom2U June 23, 2017

ferfect

The state of being both perfect and cat themed. An oxymoron.

Honey, look at that ceramic life-sized tabby figurine. It's ferfect!

by HorribleLicensePlates May 1, 2009

Ferf

Texting your friend a sentence-sized word when you're too lazy to respond, don't know what to say, you want to avoid the subject, and/or you don't care what they're talking about. Usually includes the word "ferf" at the middle or end of the word, but can be omitted once ferfing is normal between the friends.

Jack: Hey, what's up?
Jill: 09346hnusrgnf457jnkdxfi";joiferf.

Jack: Hey, do you wanna go on a date with me?
Jill: podfjhn3#@%binasd*gyu9bdsiugnferf.

etc.

by thatlittletv April 22, 2011

ferffinaffinoof

ferffinaffinoof. Anger, Agressive.

When I get angry, I ferffinaffinoof on people.

by ConqrDev December 2, 2020