An organization of federal workers, or agents, designed to secure the US against security risks that disrupt the government somehow "clearing the picture" for other departments/agencies/forces or sending in their own forces for exigent purposes. They also have a nationwide web of phone/webtaps, informants, spies and undercover guys ("plants"). Founded in 1908 with the purpose of fighting crime more effectively nationwide, they eventually lasted through trying times such as the Prohibition, WW1/WW2 and 9/11 and continue their work today.
An agent: a suit with an signed ID. Usu. seen with a 9mm handguns, black Sedan and a red tie. *Some believe they are actually aliens.* ::GASP::
by Smkngmgc June 13, 2004
Get the FBImug. Female Body Inspector
Sexy FBI Boyfriend: "Mam! Open up the door! It's FBI!"
Sexy Girlfriend: *Opens door* Oh! FBI huh?
Sexy FBI Boyfriend: "Oh, yes ma'am, Female Body Inspector" *Smirks & slips into the room with her*
Sexy Girlfriend: *Opens door* Oh! FBI huh?
Sexy FBI Boyfriend: "Oh, yes ma'am, Female Body Inspector" *Smirks & slips into the room with her*
by DaddysGirl❤ March 13, 2018
Get the FBImug. by Juan_Cena5526 June 1, 2018
Get the FBImug. by FBIAgent May 31, 2018
Get the FBImug. Andrew - Dude I was on this date when all of a sudden I got some major FBI.
Dallen - What did you do?
Andrew - Gave the FBI a good scratch.
Dallen - What did you do?
Andrew - Gave the FBI a good scratch.
by BC Bane November 20, 2009
Get the FBImug.