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Watkinson School

Lou- I go to Watkinson School.
Mike- Where??
by FickleFringies September 13, 2009
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Ron Atkinson

An ex-football manager who managed Manchester United and Aston Villa to name but two.

Famed for his love of the sun bed, looking orange and strange creations of words. He makes no effort to pronounce foreign players names correctly and "Ron-glish" his own football language came to the front during World Cup 2002.

Resigned from his commentary post at ITV and as a column writer for The Guardian after, unknowlingly broadcasting to millions of people in the middle east he said about Chelsea's Marcel Desailly,
"In some schools they'd call him fucking lazy, thick nigger."

Also tried his hand at covering some Frank Sinatra numbers, but he sold about 20 copies of his album. 10 to his family, plus 1 each to Des Lynam, Ally McCoist, Clyve Tyldsley and Andy Townsend. The other 6 purchasers are unknown.

Likes his jewellery, which earned him the nickname Mr. Bojangles.
Ron Atkinson: 'Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning.'
by James Padgett April 25, 2004
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Atkinson

A cool math teacher.


also used to define a hero.
omg. atkinson is so cool.


atkinson is my hero!
by Tommy Math October 18, 2008
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Michael Atkinson

the current South Australian Attorney-General who has blocked attempts of Australia getting a R18+ ratting for video games and believes gamers are more dangerous than biker gangs.
search "good game Michael atkinson" on youtube
by BT182 February 24, 2010
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Fatkins Diet

A weight loss plan for the female morbidly obese in which the participant becomes pregnant and loses the pounds since she is now eating an exorbitant amount for two instead of one. Then at the end of 9 months, the participant tops it off by "birthing away" any remaining undesirable weight.
Did you hear about Jennifer? She was on that show I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant because she was so fat she didn't notice there was a baby in her. Ironically, she ended up losing a lot of weight.
Ah yes, the ol' Fatkins Diet
by Fatropolis May 10, 2011
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fatkins diet

atkins with carbs, in other words, the diet most all of us are on all the time.
She's way too skinny - she should try the Fatkins Diet.
by Ron Rabie May 14, 2008
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Atkinson's Luck

when a person gets lucky at such an abnormal level, he/she's friend begin to question the the doubts of life itself.
1 - i wish i was Jakob
2 - why so?
1 - Well he got tickets to that amazing concert, he got himself a car, and he scored with the hottest girl at school! How the hell does THAT happen?
2 - Atkinson's Luck, dear boy *pats shoulder, looks into sky dramatically* Atkinson's Luck
by highonfire345 August 16, 2010
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