Bird's Fart

New Zealand slang for the crack of dawn, very early in the morning.

We'll have to wake up at bird's fart if we want to make our tee time tomorrow mate!

by lntg February 11, 2026

Ramse's the fart

A fart so bad it smells like a mummy stuffed with cat shit. Known by its spicy, yet musty smell of lingering death.

JESUS! That stinks, it smells old like you dug it up and took a shit on it, its Ramse's the fart!

by ramsesfartsniffersuperplusplus March 11, 2009

it's not the fart that kills, it's the smell

When Petter Solberg talks about the how it's not the speed that kill, it's the explosion in really bad english

it's not the fart that kills, it's the smell- Petter Solberg

by MustachePotet February 4, 2022

that's not a fart

What you say when you think you have to fart, but it's really a poo, and it almost comes out, so you rush to the nearest toilet, doing a funny dance on the way.

*Person farts*
*Person tries to fart again*
Person: That's not a fart...
*Person runs to nearest bathroom and is running funny*

by Steve TheRapper Storms August 23, 2012

That’s not a fart!

Response to leaky diarrhea mistaken for suppressed flatulence.

I smell it, but I didn’t hear it. Oh Glob! That’s not a fart!

by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025

Fart Smeller

Someone who loses their dignity in order to be fancied by most people. These people hide how they truly feel about a thing, person, etc. This all comes in exchange of unconditional "which is rarely achieved" acceptance.

George is such a fart smeller! He is behind Becky's parents 24/7. Why can't he just be himself and let the dices roll? I mean you don't have to be a jerk to your father or mother in law, but this is way to much!

by say no to hypocrites! August 16, 2012

fart smeller

A spoonerism of "smart feller", a humorous and frequently derogatory term used to describe someone who demonstrates intelligence (or a reasonable facsimile) in a conversation. Can be applied to males or females. First heard in the early 1990s. Identical to fart smucker

In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.

So THAT's how calculus works. You sure are a fart smeller. I mean smart feller.

by Grue December 14, 2003