When someone (more often a girl) posts absolute shit online on a daily basis. This person often whines about their life, almost everyday. The regular bystander will witness this stupidity on his or her newsfeed daily. This faggotry will go on for eternity if not blocked.
FB Faggot: "I hate life."
-1 Hour later-
FB Faggot: "everything is ok now. I luv my friends! <3"
-2 hours later-
FB Faggot: "how could he do this? i thought we had somethin. wat an asshole."
A regular day for all of the Facebook Faggots
-Listens to a song-
"Oh my gosh, I should post these shitty lyrics on my wall! Then, people might think the lyrics are about me! I just want to let people how horrible my taste in music is."
FB Lyric Faggot: "ur insecure. dont kno wat 4. <3"
Commenter: "Okay, please STOP posting lyrics. No one gives a shit about those lyrics. No one. Not even your mother."
FB Lyric Faggot: "omg just ignore me then. stupid."
Commenter: "Wow, I'm surprised your reply wasn't from a song."
-1 Hour later-
FB Faggot: "everything is ok now. I luv my friends! <3"
-2 hours later-
FB Faggot: "how could he do this? i thought we had somethin. wat an asshole."
A regular day for all of the Facebook Faggots
-Listens to a song-
"Oh my gosh, I should post these shitty lyrics on my wall! Then, people might think the lyrics are about me! I just want to let people how horrible my taste in music is."
FB Lyric Faggot: "ur insecure. dont kno wat 4. <3"
Commenter: "Okay, please STOP posting lyrics. No one gives a shit about those lyrics. No one. Not even your mother."
FB Lyric Faggot: "omg just ignore me then. stupid."
Commenter: "Wow, I'm surprised your reply wasn't from a song."
by Anonymous Truthteller June 10, 2013
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looking at friends' profiles, commenting, or im'ing.
having the ability to give information learned from facebook, because of the hours spent being online.
looking at friends' profiles, commenting, or im'ing.
having the ability to give information learned from facebook, because of the hours spent being online.
by miiiirdock March 2, 2009
Get the facebookin faggot mug.A guy that pretends to be straight but is actually gay, and continues to pretend he's not when he clearly is. Basically a way to describe metrosexual men, who care too much about their looks and wear tight jeans that squeeze their shrivelled up nuts. An all time great way to stop a guy like that with just one line, use it carefully, it will create major tension and a room full of silence!
Shut up about your hair straightener, you straight faced faggot!
Do they make those for men or for straight faced faggots?
Just come out of the closet and admit it, you straight faced faggot!
As if you wanna discuss how you only wash your hair once a week, are you a straight faced faggot or what?
Do they make those for men or for straight faced faggots?
Just come out of the closet and admit it, you straight faced faggot!
As if you wanna discuss how you only wash your hair once a week, are you a straight faced faggot or what?
by niggawhat! May 2, 2010
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