Fagmuffin

A cute person who treats you like crap, or doesn't have the time to talk to you.

"Oh gosh, Joe was online last night but he was totally ignoring me. Such a fagmuffin."

by SmartyPants1994 December 1, 2009

failmuffin

failmuffin is the best thing u can call ur friend... especially if they love the word "fail" and overuse it... but they are the bestest friends and they recognize ur true achievements

a pet name for some1 u think is cuter than a muffin with googly eyes but wold fail at being a muffin because they are too awesome and actively human-esque...

Elena: *says something dumb*
Me: FAIL!
Elena: oh right, ur my little failmuffin!
Me: huh?

Elena: *does an epic flip*
Maeve: ohhhh rite FAILMUFFIN!!! YAY not fail :) :) :)

Tom: awww ur my little failmuffin!
Katie: awwww thnx! ur my little epic-love

by the_original_failmuffin June 2, 2009

Fagglemuffin

This is a person who obviously sucks at life. They have no firends and if they do, they are Shneehaws or bitchtits. These are people who are frequently made fun of and left out, but with good reason.

"Give me back my waffle yeh fagglemuffin!"

"Stop being a little fagglemuffin yeh bitchtit!"

"Shneehaw is a fagglemuffin.

by shortygam April 3, 2010

Fagg Muffin

A word used to call someone a fagget.

Nico is a Fagg Muffin!

by Brazilianboy2k7 November 17, 2007

faggamuffin

Usually a freshman in highschool that resembles a fag. He aslo has flippy hair, hence the muffin reference.

That kid is such a faggamuffin!

by Ping4life February 27, 2008

Fagamuffin

A homosexual that enjoys muffins.

That fagamuffin Over there really enjoys chocolate chip.

by Smallafro May 19, 2016

fragmuffin

a term to express frustration.

Fragmuffin! Kailem doesn't believe me!

by tashalaughs February 13, 2006