facedick

The most annoying someone or something that you know.

Scott:You know that Devin kid?
Rick: Yeah, he's such a fucking facedick.

This videogame is impossible, it's so annoying! It' such a facedick!

by BigRig January 8, 2009

facedicking

Waking up in the morning to a surprise dick in your face. Similar to tea bagging.

"This morning I was facedicking my girlfriend. "

"I woke up this morning and got facedicked.

by facedicker December 9, 2008

facebickery

Arguing (bickering) back and forth on Facebook. This is especially annoying when two Facebickerers hijack someone else's thread and air their dirty laundry to everyone who is out there and no one who cares.

Fucking Todd and Lisa had to jump on my thread about Jim's party and launch into some Facebickery about their failed relationship! Assholes.

by tuftskinstoo October 22, 2011

facesucked

verb (v.): When you are delayed, or have come to a complete stop to what you are doing because of Facebook.

P: hey why didnt you text back last night?

C: sorry i got facesucked.

by Codyyomama March 12, 2011