Hey Euan
by Anonymous 🍆💦 January 19, 2018
An emotional leach that doesn't like fruit and slowly saps your will to live. if seen, do not attempt to make contact, as it may endanger your life. Instead, buy a necklace made of apples to repel this shuffling creep. Does not like being called Edwin.
Euan: hi
random person: stay back leach! you can not sap my will as long as i have this necklace of apples with me!
random person: stay back leach! you can not sap my will as long as i have this necklace of apples with me!
by monkeyball February 04, 2009
A stinky fucking useless cunt who literally reeks of pure shit! Or and adjective implying that you stink!
by Yournanisajaybag January 26, 2018
Euan is an angry dude with short mans syndrome, he tries to compensate for his lack of size with items such as large trucks. He is competitive and will F* someone up if they try to defeat him. He doesn’t need anyone and prefers to be a lone wolf, often abandoned them. If you ever meet a euan befriend him if possible.. and then try to tame him.
by Phyisotac August 16, 2019
A total a complete nigger, Euans are renowned for having extremely tiny penises, and also having a fetish for fat girls. They often use "Dude, I was high!" or "Dude, I was totally wasted..." as an excuse for doing stupid and / or completely retarded things, such as lying on top of a fat chick in a bush while rubbing their stomach and making out with them. They are often prone to bullshitting, and are not trustworthy friends.
by SouperP00per April 09, 2013
Gay faggot thinks he’s cool he’s not he’s gay.Usally white and blond total handicaps like to eat knobs.Fat shits.
by GayFaggs March 27, 2018