Euan

Freaking legend with a massive penis

I met Euan last night, oh my God it’s big

by Euan 12345 January 30, 2018

Euan

He is a really cool person who is always watching you to make sure you are behaving. He is also cool did I mention that.

Hello Euan
Hi
Your Cool
Me too

by EuanBitcoin March 2, 2021

Euan

Extremely good looking

Ripped
Tall
Usually has blue eyes

Hey Euan

by Anonymous 🍆💦 May 3, 2018

Euan

An emotional leach that doesn't like fruit and slowly saps your will to live. if seen, do not attempt to make contact, as it may endanger your life. Instead, buy a necklace made of apples to repel this shuffling creep. Does not like being called Edwin.

Euan: hi
random person: stay back leach! you can not sap my will as long as i have this necklace of apples with me!

by monkeyball February 4, 2009

Euan

A stinky fucking useless cunt who literally reeks of pure shit! Or and adjective implying that you stink!

He stinks like euan today ........ he has euan breath

by Yournanisajaybag January 26, 2018

Euan

Euan is an angry dude with short mans syndrome, he tries to compensate for his lack of size with items such as large trucks. He is competitive and will F* someone up if they try to defeat him. He doesn’t need anyone and prefers to be a lone wolf, often abandoned them. If you ever meet a euan befriend him if possible.. and then try to tame him.

Person: gosh why does Euan he drive such a large truck?!
Other person: must be the small dick

by Phyisotac August 16, 2019

Euan

A total a complete nigger, Euans are renowned for having extremely tiny penises, and also having a fetish for fat girls. They often use "Dude, I was high!" or "Dude, I was totally wasted..." as an excuse for doing stupid and / or completely retarded things, such as lying on top of a fat chick in a bush while rubbing their stomach and making out with them. They are often prone to bullshitting, and are not trustworthy friends.

My, that guy is such a Euan.

by SouperP00per April 9, 2013