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Ethiopia Table

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Circa 1989-

Occurs at large family functions, when the normal-sized table does not adequately accomodate all diners. A small table is placed to the side, perhaps in another room entirely, and no one passes the food to that table, resulting in the starvation of diners seated at there.
Ex:

dad: How many of us are coming today?
grandma: Almost everyone, I had to set up the Ethiopia Table.
by lindseymg February 2, 2010
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Ethiopia call

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Similar to a booty call. Used to describe a call made to a guy to invite him over to "eat".
He said he was hungry, so I made an ethiopia call and fed him all night long.
by J'Keila May 27, 2008
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I've just had the 4 minute warning, I'd better go and drop some Ethiopian paratroopers off at the pool otherwise I'm going to soil my strides.
by BobtheBlacksmith July 17, 2010
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Ethiopian Boredom Dance

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Another phrase that means sex. As heard on Drawn Together in season 3 episode 11.
Foxxy: Now why come I can't stop doing the Ethiopian Boredom Dance.
by unknown69a January 23, 2011
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A Full Ethiopian

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A saying that is sarcastic. When a friend/someone says something really lucky, the response would be something along the lines of oh yeah, i saw a full ethiopian the other day too.

An oxymoron.
A: Damn, i just found out that im getting a new 2010 lambo for free!
B: Yea, and i saw a full ethiopian today at the mall.

A: "Hey look it says gullible on the ceiling."
B: "Hey look its a full ethiopian. im not that fucking stupid."
by Niqqawithaq June 19, 2010
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Ethiopian

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A country that never been colonized by any country in the world. It's a country that defeated Italian fascist,turkey ... etc. A country where coffee bean first found, the world's second country to accept Christianity, a black country which many European country hate it cuz they bit a s***t out of those invaders, a country where you find the most beautiful women that a human mind can imagine ,a place where the air itself would be inhaled like food unlike most people think - desert, a home of 79 million people , the land of the braves, a country which its names stated more than 13 times in the bible , and so on and on.... Wikipedia ethiopia and know the fact more. So please don't be an echo find the true history doing your own good research.
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by Ethiopia - the promise land August 20, 2009
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Ethiopian kids

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They have it so much harder than the rest of Africa. They're practically Indian because all they're parents care about are GRADES. If they get lower than B+ BAM THEY ARE SCRWEDDDDD. Ethiopia is so different from the rest of Africa.
Ethiopian Kids: Hey tom i got whopped last night.
Indian: Omg samee my parents were pissed at my grades.
Asian: I got beat too, my parents were mad at my A-
White kid: yea...I got my blackberry and Iphone 4 and Ipad taken away... I'm really sad..
Ethiopian, Indian and Asian: SHUT UP WHITE BOY
by Hannagurlxx May 22, 2011
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