Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier

some setup is nessassary, first rig some strobe lights and a high powered radio with hard core rock to a clapper system. then stitch a pillow case from a confederate flag with drawstring on one end. you will need drumsticks as well. when fuckin a chick in the ass, quickly as possible you want to put the confederate pillow case on girls head, pull drawstring tight, clap, and drum on the girls head with the drumsticks, the light, music, and impact of the drumsticks should put her in epileptic shock and put her into siezures. having her anus clamp on your penis while you finish.

i came like crazy when i pulled a Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier on her ass!!!!

by Nicdizzle November 29, 2006

epileptic yoghurt throwing love wand

penis

i sucked his epileptic yoghurt throwing love wand

by b-man68 January 6, 2010

Epilepticism

Being an Epileptic. Someone suffering from Epilepsy or Epileptic symptoms.

Mike R. pretended to have a truck but the truth was he couldnt drive and had epilepticism and a variety of other illnesses.

by heeh,,, February 12, 2008

Epilepticism

–adjective
1. pertaining to or symptomatic of epilepsy.
–noun
2. the condition of a person affected by epilepsy.
3. near synonym of epileptic

The epilepticism from which he suffers affects not only him, but his entire family.

by courtneyhedvig November 25, 2007

Epileptic Stingray

When you’ve had a couple of kids and your Labia swings from side to side (making a slapping sound) when you laugh

Pamela was so amused that her downstairs suffered from an Epileptic Stingray.

by Weller November 12, 2023

Epileptic Stingray

Long Labia that shakes vigorously.

Pamela laughed so much in the shower; that Stephen thought her lady bit’s looked like an Epileptic Stingray.

by Weller November 13, 2023

Epileptic moltov

When you cum into a girl's mouth, whilst simultaneously playing flashing images and tickeling her feet, creating doubt if she is having a seizure or not

Hey bro I'm tryna get with this girl and she's epileptic any ideas?

Yeah give her an epileptic moltov make her feel the pain she won't remember half of it after

Good Idea maybe it would be like a vibrator

by Smegjuices December 22, 2020