Epileptic moltov

When you cum into a girl's mouth, whilst simultaneously playing flashing images and tickeling her feet, creating doubt if she is having a seizure or not

Hey bro I'm tryna get with this girl and she's epileptic any ideas?

Yeah give her an epileptic moltov make her feel the pain she won't remember half of it after

Good Idea maybe it would be like a vibrator

by Smegjuices December 22, 2020

Epileptic Stingray

When you’ve had a couple of kids and your Labia swings from side to side (making a slapping sound) when you laugh

Pamela was so amused that her downstairs suffered from an Epileptic Stingray.

by Weller November 12, 2023

Epileptic Stingray

Long Labia that shakes vigorously.

Pamela laughed so much in the shower; that Stephen thought her lady bit’s looked like an Epileptic Stingray.

by Weller November 13, 2023

Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier

some setup is nessassary, first rig some strobe lights and a high powered radio with hard core rock to a clapper system. then stitch a pillow case from a confederate flag with drawstring on one end. you will need drumsticks as well. when fuckin a chick in the ass, quickly as possible you want to put the confederate pillow case on girls head, pull drawstring tight, clap, and drum on the girls head with the drumsticks, the light, music, and impact of the drumsticks should put her in epileptic shock and put her into siezures. having her anus clamp on your penis while you finish.

i came like crazy when i pulled a Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier on her ass!!!!

by Nicdizzle November 29, 2006

Asian Epileptic

While banging a girl im missionary position, before you are about to blow it, you let your arms drop and fall on your partner and begin to shake like an epileptic. Hence the complexity of the Asian Epileptic.

Bob was railing Ashlee in the missionary position, he dropped his arms and fell upon Ashlee and began shaking rapidly. Ashlee was upset even a little confused when she asked, "what the fuck are you doing?", Bob calmly replied,"you just got an Asian Epileptic".

by Glenn man September 25, 2006

Asian Epileptic

While banging a girl in missionary position, before you are about to blow it, you let your arms drop and fall on your partner and begin to shake like an epileptic. Hence the complexity of the Asian Epileptic.

Bob was railing Ashlee in the missionary position, he dropped his arms and fell upon Ashlee and began shaking rapidly. Ashlee was upset even a little confused when she asked, "what the fuck are you doing?", Bob calmly replied,"you just got an Asian Epileptic".

by Glenn man September 21, 2008

Epilepsick

When you're having a seizure but you have too much swag - "she's epilepsick"

When you're feeling sick afterhaving had a seizure - "I'm feeling epilepsick"

(To their philosophy teacher): "Sorry, I can't come in today - I'm too epilepsick."

by epileptichamster December 7, 2020