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Epilepticism

Being an Epileptic. Someone suffering from Epilepsy or Epileptic symptoms.
Mike R. pretended to have a truck but the truth was he couldnt drive and had epilepticism and a variety of other illnesses.
by heeh,,, February 12, 2008
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Epilepticism

adjective
1. pertaining to or symptomatic of epilepsy.
–noun
2. the condition of a person affected by epilepsy.
3. near synonym of epileptic
The epilepticism from which he suffers affects not only him, but his entire family.
by courtneyhedvig November 25, 2007
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Epileptic Slide

When you install clap lights in your house. Then fuck an epileptic girl and see how many ass claps it takes for her to have a seizure.
Ashley and I were trying the Epileptic Slide last night and she got up to 26 claps, new record!
by Creme De La Nut September 24, 2020
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Asian Epileptic

While banging a girl im missionary position, before you are about to blow it, you let your arms drop and fall on your partner and begin to shake like an epileptic. Hence the complexity of the Asian Epileptic.
Bob was railing Ashlee in the missionary position, he dropped his arms and fell upon Ashlee and began shaking rapidly. Ashlee was upset even a little confused when she asked, "what the fuck are you doing?", Bob calmly replied,"you just got an Asian Epileptic".
by Glenn man September 25, 2006
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Epileptic Handjob

Taking advantage of an opertunity to be ejaculated by an epileptic during an epileptic fit
There was a guy having an epleptic fit on the floor, I placed my cock in his hand for an epileptic handjob, and jizzed more than he was foaming at the mouth.
by livin the dre4m January 3, 2010
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Epileptic Wank

Where you super glue your cock to your hand in the wanking position and then have an epileptic fit, causing you to shake vigorously and therefore, Orgasm and discharging. There is a danger of pulling off your cock but the pleasure is worth it. (Can also be done with women)
Person 1: WTF IS HE DOING MATE
Person 2: Having an epileptic wank
Person 3: Looks fun
by JACKDURRRRR December 9, 2012
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epileptic yoghurt throwing love wand

i sucked his epileptic yoghurt throwing love wand
by b-man68 January 6, 2010
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