snuggie envy

When one individual finds themselves in a situation in which they are very cold but unwilling to admit that they are in dire need of snuggie.

Justin: Wow you guys are really gay for wearing snuggies. (looks the other way wishing he had one.)
Kayla and Bryan: he's got snuggie envy

by snuggielove January 21, 2010

shoujo envy

The envy of shoujo characters or events and situations in shoujo manga.

Ugh, I get such shoujo envy whenever I see those impossibly cheesy romance scenes in those manga. Why can't that kind of stuff happen to me?! Grr!

by Kitten830 February 28, 2011

scrotum envy

the jealous feelings harboured towards a mans balls, similar to penis envy.

After years of taking performance enhancing drugs, Bill experienced sever scrotum envy when he realized he didn't quite measure up in the locker room.

by bobjoebill March 16, 2017

Sheenis envy

When you are envious of the magnificent quotes that Charlie Sheen come up with.

"Nice Guys Finish last, great guys finish on her face" I wish I thought of that, I have Sheenis envy.

by thedoctor13 April 5, 2011

Sheenis Envy

Hating on the legendary Charlie Sheen, Being envious or jealous of someones Rock star lifestyle .

Friend: "Charlie Sheen has gone to far"
Me: "Sounds like you have Sheenis Envy"

Friend: "Dude your G/F was sure pissed at you for coming out to the club tonight"
Me: "She's got Sheenis Envy"

by Kededu April 4, 2011

Screenis Envy

Being envious of the size and/or resolution of someone else's computer monitor, television, cell phone, digital camera or handheld video game console screen size.

Dude, I just bought this new 17" with 1024x768 resolution, but I got total screenis envy when I saw the new Apple 30" cinema display with 2560x1600 resolution.

by Ahren S. May 26, 2006

Stripper envy

When you come out of the booth from a private lap dance and you chat to your mate about how it was and hear about all the crazy awesome stuff his stripper did and realise how lame you stripper was = stripper envy.

Maaaaaaate how good was that! she was was all over me her breasts up in my face! I gave her a good motorboating and she was loving it! she couldn't keep her hands out my pants! I've got stripper juice all over my trousers!

Daaamn, all mine did was just dance around a bit and told me off when I grabbed her ass, serious stripper envy!!

by m3ntat August 22, 2010