medical school entrance exam

When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.
One of the first questions asked of us was to rearrange the letters "PNEIS"
into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered spine are doctors today.
The rest of us are sending jokes via email.

YO, DID YOU GO TO TO medical school entrance exam SO YOU CAN Rearrange the letters "PNEIS"
into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect,

Those who answered spine are doctors today.
The rest of us are sending jokes via email.

by lesser of 2 eviles November 19, 2015

Corporate Entrance

The anus. Usually used to describe the act of anal sexual intercourse. A popular term used in business culture due to the extremely high rate of anal intercourse between management and their subordinates. This conveniently prevents problematic pregnancies and romantic entanglement, while reinforcing authority.

"Morning sir, will you be taking the corporate entrance today?"

"Please feel free to use the corporate entrance when convenient, sir"

by Privalux June 30, 2021

Poaching The Tradesman's Entrance

Stimulating your partner's anus, with fingers and tongue before penetration; licking and teasing the anus in anticipation of penetrating; the act of penetrating the anus as part of foreplay. The act of finger or tongue fucking the anus.

She never expected me to poach the tradesman's entrance but she's glad I did: she like's to know I'll be poaching the tradesman's entrance tonight.

by Evil Incarnate. November 30, 2011

Early Entrance Program

A program hosted by the Robinson Center for Young Scholars at the University of Washington which accepts 16 7th and 8th graders to enter the UW early. Students must go through an one-year intensive transition school (TS) prior to entering the university. Most Early Entrance Program students thrive in the university environment, contrary to popular stereotypes of entering college early.

More colleges need to adopt early entrance programs on the model of the Early Entrance Program.

by inquilinekea July 20, 2008

Employee Entrance

The backdoor. The anus.

She was such a tightwad that I never figured she'd use the Employee Entrance.

by Draino April 29, 2006

Trojan Entrance

The sudden & unannounced arrival at a party, skipping the courtesies. Without greeting or notifying anyone of your entrance, just start drinking and pretend you were there the whole time.

When somebody confronts you with your sudden appearance, just act like he is the one being crazy or not paying proper attention.

- ''Hey Staines, you here? When did you come in?''
- ''What are you talking about man? I've been here the whole evening.''
- ''Yeah whatever, sounds like you pulled a Trojan Entrance''

The Trojan Entrance goes along well with the Polish Exit.

- ''Hey man, have you seen Staines leaving?''
- ''What are you talking about? He wasn't here in the first place''.
- ''Brilliant, he combined a Trojan Entrance with a Polish Exit. Well played.''

by SwiftDos November 23, 2011

Buddy Entrance

The urAnus, the poop chute , the rectum. A girl doesn't like you enough to let you fuck her vaginally but she still wants your cock inside her ? No problem ! Just use the Buddy Entrance ! Helping just friends get off since 1802 !

Some_Random_dood-Hey man, I heard you hooked up with Stacy the other night, y'all an item now ?
Me-Naw man, I just used the Buddy Entrance, we want to keep our friendship as it is

by UranusInvader May 7, 2010