Home depot employees 

Customers who got lost looking for batteries, never found their way out, were given an uniform and excepted their fate.

Person 1: did you hear about mitchell and Jamaal.
Person 2: yeah they got lost looking for batteries so now they are Home depot employees

Home depot employees by coal trout November 15, 2019

government employees 

A collection of people too dumb, bald, lazy, handicapped, fat, black or old to get a job in corporate America.

The last refuge for dumb liberals.

That lady that looks like she crawled out of a barell of nuclear waste ... the one that takes three smoke breaks an hour ... she's been eating ho hos all day ... the one who speaks ebonically ... yeah, her, the fat one with tattoos on her neck ... she's one of those typical government employees

government employees by Assex 776 September 28, 2007

Employees Remorse 

The sudden feeling you get at your new job usually after your initial training is over. It is usually a feeling of dread and sadness.

Trainer: Okies yall Now dut yer trainin is a over grab yer box knives and head out to der floor.

Me: OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

Steven: Aha I told you that Employees Remorse would hit you like a brick.

Employees Remorse by bahremon June 19, 2009

Employees 

People who work

These are my employees

Employees by Snapple is good April 2, 2019

awesomestly fantastic employees 

The front line admissions representatives at main campus at Central New Mexico Community College, Albuquerque, NM. You guys are the most awesomestly fantastic employees known to mankind.

front campus fantastic awesomestly admissions employees awesomestly fantastic employees

awesomestly fantastic employees by Wonder Woman 75 October 2, 2013

employees 

Groups of people at the workplace who engage in the means of production by providing labor to the employer. In return for their hard work, the employees receive pay and benefits while the employer makes a profit which allows the employees to continue to earn income which they spend in other places allowing other people to remain employees and their employers make a profit which allows those employees to earn income which they spend in other places ....

Employees make the world go around.
1. Employees are usually very happy to accept a job at an agreed price and with agreed conditions. It makes the employer wonder why that employee then cannot show to work on time or follow the rules of the workplace and be plain lazy.
2. Employees always feel they should be paid more, work less, get better benefits and be able to set their own hours.
3. Employers bang their heads against the wall, all the while knowing most employees are fucking idiots, but continue to hire as once in a while a decent employee, with management potential comes around.

employees by Dick Splash 2 June 13, 2009

McDonalds Employees 

Bums who're spitting on peoples' burgers, protesting for $15 per hour.

The McDonalds employees are protesting again.

McDonalds Employees by mlpnkobjivhiuvh December 4, 2020