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Fattest penis licker in the world!! She licks penises like there’s no tomorow
Girl: Elyssa licks penises
Girl: She does it like there’s no tomorrow
Girl: Fr
Elyssa by itchyfatcock April 8, 2020
this annoying girl that doesn't stop talking she's very annoying
Elyssa khabeesa
Elyssa by Gigi hamid September 29, 2019
Fantastic. love her. wow. great. gamers say pog she say dog.
elyssa is awesome
Elyssa by cant make name u get dis September 23, 2021
A girl who thinks she's 'all that'

the CREATOR of drama.

Pretty with blonde hair and blue eyes.

Never single but every guy she dates is never all in to the relationship.

She's got money though, and good looks.

If you meet an Elyssa, don't get to attached.

She'll be there for you but if you do something that makes her look bad... SHE'S A BITCH!!!
Girl 1: Elyssa told everyone about me cutting myself. Now everyone looks at me sadly.

Girl 2: I TOLD YOU SHE WAS BAD NEWS!!
Elyssa by TaraBlake123 November 9, 2021
A phrase used in sentences to describe a “quirky” individual whom as such texts and sends messages in unique ways often compared to what a monkey on cocaine would behave like if given a phone.
- You text like an Elyssa
- You’re such an Elyssa
- You’re adopted.
Elyssa is a short lesbian Asian. She also has large boobs. Though she doesn’t show them off she won’t hesitate to say her favorite catch phrase “penis queef.” She is also racist.
“OMG I JUST HEARD SOMEONE SAY PENIS QUEEF IN MY CLOSET”
it was the curse of Elyssa.
Elyssa by Word lover March 4, 2023