Elyssa

elyssa is IN LOVE with JORDAN LEE

LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i would know cuz this was made by her. yeeeeetttt

ELYSSA always drools when he is near

by sdhyivgfvgfvgfvgfdfajk December 11, 2018

Elyssa

Fattest penis licker in the world!! She licks penises like there’s no tomorow

Girl: Elyssa licks penises
Girl: She does it like there’s no tomorrow
Girl: Fr

by itchyfatcock April 8, 2020

Elyssa

this annoying girl that doesn't stop talking she's very annoying

Elyssa khabeesa

by Gigi hamid September 29, 2019

Elyssa

A girl who thinks she's 'all that'

the CREATOR of drama.

Pretty with blonde hair and blue eyes.

Never single but every guy she dates is never all in to the relationship.

She's got money though, and good looks.

If you meet an Elyssa, don't get to attached.

She'll be there for you but if you do something that makes her look bad... SHE'S A BITCH!!!

Girl 1: Elyssa told everyone about me cutting myself. Now everyone looks at me sadly.

Girl 2: I TOLD YOU SHE WAS BAD NEWS!!

by TaraBlake123 November 9, 2021

Elyssa

Fantastic. love her. wow. great. gamers say pog she say dog.

elyssa is awesome

by cant make name u get dis September 23, 2021

Elyssa

A phrase used in sentences to describe a “quirky” individual whom as such texts and sends messages in unique ways often compared to what a monkey on cocaine would behave like if given a phone.

- You text like an Elyssa
- You’re such an Elyssa
- You’re adopted.

by Canadian Dictionary User August 12, 2022

Elyssa

Elyssa is a short lesbian Asian. She also has large boobs. Though she doesn’t show them off she won’t hesitate to say her favorite catch phrase “penis queef.” She is also racist.

“OMG I JUST HEARD SOMEONE SAY PENIS QUEEF IN MY CLOSET”
it was the curse of Elyssa.

by Word lover March 4, 2023