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elon

1. A relative scale of the increasing risk a company's workers have from overwork, suicide, or industrial accidents above what their industry considers a normal rate.

2. A unit of approximate time measurement equal to the degree you exceed any reasonable legal order.
1. "During the crunch time for their new product's release, they clocked 2.8 elons... previously cheerful employees transformed into hollow, traumatized victims of ritual corporate abuse, jumping out of windows just to avoid yet another brutal product meeting."

2. "First the county told Tesla to close for the virus, then the Sheriff did... meanwhile, 2500 employees, threatened with losing their pay, spent elons and elons of time spreading a plague between each other, before bringing it home to their family.
by sleeplesseye March 18, 2020
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Getting rug pulled by an elitist who has a lot of social influence over the crypto or stock market.
I bought some DOGE coin last night because someone told me to buy it, now it's worthless, I think I was just Elon'd!
by The Crypto Boy Wonder May 21, 2021
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It is used to describe the market manipulation for the benefit of a specific individual resulting in loss of assets for the majority of people on that market.
OMG! He is Eloning the cryptocurrency market !

This is Elon! I don’t have money anymore!

No way! I got Eloned again !
by Hector Vartz May 26, 2021
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It is used to describe the market manipulation for the benefit of a specific individual resulting in loss of assets for the majority of people on that market
OMG! He is Eloning the cryptocurrency market !
This is Elon ! I lost my money !
No way ! I got Eloned again!
by Hector Vartz May 26, 2021
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The nicest Taurus you’ll ever meet. She’s very shy and quiet and hates bananas. And she’s a kpop Stan😏 And she also has a crush on Parker
by anonymous April 18, 2021
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Elon have big dick
by Elon123 November 21, 2021
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Elon’s a boy in the Caribbean who lives Trinidad who has a big cock and is also know as the harem lord. He also is single and is look for a smally.
by A GOD OF LUST November 23, 2021
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