Text evasion

When someone who is too lazy to actually text or call you themselves, has another person text for them, usually with some pathetic excuse, like their phone has bad reception.

Your brother wants to break plans with your so he has his girlfriend text you , with a text evasion instead, "Kyle won't be able to make it today and wanted me to let you know, his phone isn't working very good."

by Loo Loo McGoo February 17, 2010

elevatio

the deliciously naughty act of giving a man a blowjob while riding on an elevator

Both he and she had sly grins on their faces after getting off the elevator - her smile was adorned with a bit of pale white fluid! Elevatio!!!

by SuperGenius311 May 25, 2013

Text Evasion

When you text someone to ask them a question that you need a response to, but they don't text you back and never give you an answer or a reason.

Guy 1: Dude, I texted Greg to see if he could give us the tickets for the concert, but he never texted me back.

Guy 2: That is total text evasion.

by Cwakk October 30, 2008

debt evasion

The act of deliberately not paying a unpaid debt.

Man #1: That dude aint paid you yet!?

Man #2: Naw, man. When I find him, he's gonna know debt evasion isn't a wise choice.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 17, 2006

nipple elevation

–noun the preferred angle at which the nipple juts from the breast - the ideal being a classic 90°. Many favour the contempary upward angling, however there is consensus that a nipple elevation factor of -45° if frowned upon in modern society, however there are many african tribes where this degree of droopage is highly sought after.

"I say, look at the nipple elevation on those"

"why, you could hang you coat on those sir"

"indeed sir, those are not dissimimlar to Scammel Wheel Nuts"

by webbo1973 October 29, 2009

advanced evasion tactics

A phrase used by pussys to cover the the fact they are running from you

P1 ur such a pussy all you do is run

P2 no i was using advanced evasion tactics

by Epicsniperb0y May 24, 2021

Elevision

The small video monitors that are now often featured in the elevators of big, newer business buildings. They show headlines, weather, sports scores, trivia, etc. They are also impossible to take your eyes off of, no matter how many times you've already seen what they're showing.

Now people have an excuse not to look at each other in elevators. They just keep their eyes on the elevisions.

by Anne Hedonia September 8, 2007