Formal Name: *Lower Primary School*. The first compulsory stage of education. Where kids from Kindergarten-Grade 3 (Ages: 4 - 9) come to learn beginning Math, Science, Social Studies, Science, and other bullshit.

Parent: My kid's about to enter Elementary School.
Parent's friends: He's growing up so fast.

Elementary School by xplodinproductions94 October 10, 2022

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Elementary school

Formal name: *Lower Primary School*. An educational institution that comes after preschool is also the first compulsory stage of education. Jr. Kindergarten-Grade 3 (Ages: 4 - 9) learn Beginning Math, Science, Social Studies, Language Arts, and other bullshit.

Parent: My kid's entering elementary school.
Parent's friend: He's growing up so fast.

Elementary school by xplodinproductions94 October 10, 2022

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Elementary School Logic

The type of logic that tends to get employed in extremely stupid arguements usually involving one person being a stubborn ass about something and refusing to do a thing just for the sake of refusing. Usually they have no real reason for why they are arguing with you, and won't be able to back up their position.

See also the "I'm leaving and taking my ball with me" mentality

Dude 1: Have you tried sushi?
Dude 2: No, I haven't
Dude 1: Oh, you should, its really good, i think you'd like it, not even all of it is raw fi--
Dude 2: NO. I will NOT try sushi, and the fact that you keep bugging me about it makes me want to try it EVEN LESS.
Dude 1: Ah, man, that is some serious elementary school logic right there.

Elementary School Logic by Ryan Sprinkle December 26, 2008

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