Engeltool

An engeltool is one who extremely exaggerates or lie about his state of sobriety. Often times an Engeltool will even pretend he is either drunk or high after drinking O'douls brand beer or smoking a cigarette.

Kevin: Oh my god!

Matt: What?

Kevin: I'm still drunk from the Bahamas!!

James: You got back from the Bahamas a week ago, tool.

Wes: Don't worry about this guy bros, he is an Engeltool.

by Huskington November 12, 2009

engelika

awesome bitch. most prettiest bhaddie you'll ever meet

wow, shes such an engelika

by idiotic bitch February 11, 2020

Friedrich Engels

Sugar daddy of Karl Marx, who gave him a lot of money all the time. He also secretly had a gay relationship with Marx, resulting in the great communism manifesto, which actually resembles the Kamasutra for the politically interested.

Friedrich Engels and Karl Marx are so sweet together!

by DrückDichDirk December 23, 2022

Engel

Also known as a hobbit, a small man with a unpredictable temper and a large appetite. Known to have hairy feet and the propensity to use strange insults (i.e. HOOKA!)

Hey look! the Engel escaped from the Shire!

by Tommy O'Shea March 4, 2008

engel

v. a lie or mistruth told with the express knowledge by the teller that it will gain them nothing of value

That guy must have engeled all his names so he could use a different version for different whores. Genius.

by bbsincere April 21, 2009

Engel

A woman of goddesslike proportions. she often is seen wearing cute cotton panties or less. She loves toe socks and really hot shoes (but never in combination...ok sometimes in combination) She also has tons of stuffed animals. she is not a plushie

WOW did you see that girl? she like an Engel from heaven!

by Ballisticpenguin February 2, 2010

engelpimp

an extremely large women who thinks she black and that wears the same outfit but different colors everyday.

"Hey when do you have ms engelpimp?"
"oh damn, next period"

by theolive June 4, 2009