When you view something so horrible and vile that the penis hides away inside the body for protection and to have a little cry.
"Hey, did you see that picture of a man shoving a metal pipe down his knobhole I linked you?"
"Yes I did. You cunt. It gave me an exrection."
"Yes I did. You cunt. It gave me an exrection."
by Pearo November 12, 2013
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When the zipper tab on your shirt, sweatshirt, pants, etc sticks straight out as if sexually aroused
by HOLY CRAP I NEED A NAME September 24, 2016
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- I was struggling to hide this massive bonk-on i got at work, but luckily Warty Sue walked into my office. I said Timberrrrr! in my head as i felt it go down.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Thank god.
- The other day i was fapping away while looking through my ex's facebook pics, then she had one of her with her friend Brenda. I lost interest.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Fat slag.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Thank god.
- The other day i was fapping away while looking through my ex's facebook pics, then she had one of her with her friend Brenda. I lost interest.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Fat slag.
by hhumpo May 17, 2011
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Aaron:"O shit I gotta boner with these little soccer shorts!"
Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.
Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."
Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.
Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."
by the voice of the common cock January 6, 2011
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Girl: 'what's*'
Guy: 'mmm..'
Girl: 'What?'
Guy: 'You gave me a correction errection'
Girl: 'what's*'
Guy: 'mmm..'
Girl: 'What?'
Guy: 'You gave me a correction errection'
by TheMexicanOrphan September 12, 2010
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