Egg McMuffin

verb. When one has just enough time for the most basic of frivolities.

I was running so late this morning that I didn't even have time to egg mcmuffin.

by Winniewinwinwin February 24, 2017

Egg Mcmuffin

An exageration of the term 'egg', meaning that a thing is bad.

Eggsample; Bro, thats so egg. No actually, thats Egg Mcmuffin

by Resnoff March 14, 2021

Egg McMuffin

An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.

"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

EggMcMuffin

When you give or receive the engulfing of the entire male genitalia (cock and balls) into the subjects mouth for pleasure and or torture.

"It is a little known fact that Kenneth Copeland can unhinge his jaw and EggMcMuffin' Crelo Dolla"

by Blastherfaster June 4, 2018