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A brand of shoes that most of the posters on this site have labeled the official shoe of posers everywhere. In all actuality, just a pair of shoes.

Question:Why are you people so religious about footwear? Like, you all flip out when people "steal your shoes."

If the only thing original about you is the kind of shoes you where, then that should be more concerning than the fact somebody,somewhere,may have the same shoes as you. (Which they are bound to unless you bought custom-made one-of-a-kind shoes)

I actually own etnies. And while I do not skate, (which IS a sport, for all you "non-conformists" who think skaters are the anti-jocks), I would not go as far as to label myself a "poser bitch." Nor do most of the people I know, because they choose to judge me on my actions and words, not on one of the countless pairs of shoes i'll own over the course of my life.

They are shoes.
They are not god.
I bought etnies because they were fairly comfortable, stylish, and affordable ($60 compared to $120) And because i only had 5 minutes to buy a pair before my mom had to take my sis home for her nap. In addition, I wasn't aware that these days selecting a brand of shoe was a life altering decision, expressing your deepest feeling, opinions, and beleifs (apparently)

I was led to beleive that they were simply devices to prevent you from stepping on nails and dying.
by keepitinperspective July 21, 2007
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Fat Ernie

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Fat Ernie 1) another name for taking a giant shit. One that is almost to big to come out and makes you feel hemmrodal and violated when it finally is pushed out.
Dude, I took a fat Ernie this morning and it feels like I blew out my o ring.
by Jams gram June 19, 2017
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ernie gang

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The only gang worth joining. Founded by youtuber Alpharad. Ernie Gang has taken over the bar after Firefox was forced out of it by Ernie Gang
by ChexManiac April 23, 2018
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eedie

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Unique in all ways. Very beautiful but very shy.
She's such an eedie!
by madii193 December 26, 2016
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Bert and Ernie

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n. two males who live together and often sleep in the same bed in a neighborhood where giant canaries, coke fiend mastadons, cookie enthusiasts, vampires with a fettish for numbers, a talking carpet who is disgruntled and live in a trash can, and a doll who begs to be "tickled" terrorize deaf mutes and a Latina woman usually named Maria
There is really no need with a definition like that.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
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ernied

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1. Being bothered by a self centered individual. 2. Being woken up earlier than desired by a significant other in a sudden and abrupt manner.
Man, I was trying to sleep in and my girlfriend ernied the shit out of me by yelling in my ear and poking me.
by Dr. Walter Fanchy October 6, 2013
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eeriesistible

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What adrenaline-junkies find haunted houses, creepy movies, and other fear-inducing objects/presentations.
Some people find da Amityville Horror House to be eeriesistible, but as for me, I strongly DISlike being scared, and so I think "Ell Passo" on visiting said structure located at 112 Ocean Avenue!
by QuacksO June 17, 2023
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