Edward Walker Hands

Similar to the game Edward Forty Hands, with the obvious exception that instead of 40's, 200ml bottles of Johnnie Walker are used.

One bottle is duct taped to each hand and cannot be removed until both bottles have been emptied. An extremely dangerous undertaking that should not taken lightly.

Did you see how fucked up Johnny was after playing Edward Walker hands last night?

by Johnny1624 April 05, 2011

Edward Andre Hands

Derived from the famous drinking game Edward 40 Hands, this classier spectacle takes place during New Years Eve where inexpensive bottles of the notorious Andre California Champagne are ripe for the picking and replace the standard malt liquor 40 oz.

Strap them to your paws and await the applause.

Broski #1: Yo chief, what're you doing for New Years?
Broski #2: Edward Andre Hands, man. I got 6 bottles for less than ten cents.

by Signore December 31, 2007

edward 40 hands

A legend among modern men. His name was edward, and he had 40 hands.

Person 1:

"Dear God, does that man have 40 fucking hands?
Person 2:

"Yes. He is Edward 40 hands."

by a filthy sack January 15, 2021

Edward Nalgene-hands

The same game as Edward 40-hands, except with Nalgene bottles. Usually occurs in large groups where kegs are present instead of 40's

Dude, all we had was a keg so we played Edward Nalgene-hands instead

by LittleHouse March 05, 2010

edward SLEAZY-hands

This is a game based off the ever so popular game edward 40 hands. However, when participating in this game, the player is doing this by him or herself. Usually resulting in urinating ones self, adding to the insult and self-degradation of already playing the game edward 40 hands by ones self.

"man, i was so bored last friday night. I ended up playing edward SLEAZY-hands and pissed myself before i could untape my hands!"

by sleazist sleaze of the 7 seas February 20, 2010

Edward Fancy Hands

Edward Fancy Hands is very similar to Edward 40 Hands except...more fancy. Instead of taping a 40 to each hand, you tape a 750mL bottle of wine to each hand. Same rules apply as for Edward 40 Hands. This is not to be attempted by novice drinkers, even though the game is similar to Edward 40 Hands, the outcome is much different.

A person after Edward 40 Hands:
"Wow I'm nice and drunk but I still know what I'm doing and having fun!"

A person after Edward Fancy Hands:
*belligerently screaming* "Hey bitch, show me your boobs!"

by donkeyass March 21, 2007

edward everclear hands

when you tape 2 fifths of Grain Everclear to each of your hands. you cannot undue the tape untill both bottles are empty or until the hospital undoes them for you.

Steve: Yo! What happen to Dave? I heard he was attempting Edward Everclear Hands Tonight!?
Mark: Oh yeah, he drove himself to get some bitches...
Steve: Was he done?!!!
Mark: He was half way done when he decided he needed some action.

by Edward Everclear Hands March 30, 2009