The act of squatting over a volunteer's face, inserting phallus into opposing mouth and gently placing each testicle upon corresponding eye sockets. Optional: Acquire Mag light and shine through scrotum, creating a reddish testicular eclipse.
by Spawn of Rape October 20, 2006
More widely known as a "cuntmobile", the Eclipse is the vehicle most often purchased by people who don't know how to spend money, think applying racing stickers constitutes pimping a ride, or who lost all self confidence after being touched by their fathers. Often seen parked in front of chain stores, trailers, and anywhere shitty music is played loud.
"Dude, A and F has a sick sale on accessories for the modern douchebag. Lets take the Eclipse!"
"Mofo says his Porsche can take my Eclipse - He don't know I got four cylinders and a JEGS decal."
"Mofo says his Porsche can take my Eclipse - He don't know I got four cylinders and a JEGS decal."
by Chip Gremlin April 08, 2008
A chicks car that people think is so fast and so cool looking but u only see girls driving it most of the time
by mike November 25, 2004
An Idiot's road car, someone that loves these really needs help. 1,2,3 gens don't matter, Poor Highschooler's 355 wanna be.
Makes a good chicken Coop, or Field Car.
Makes a good chicken Coop, or Field Car.
Hey look at all those eclipse' outside of that Burger King.
My mom thinks an eclipse looks like a over-grown tampon.
My mom thinks an eclipse looks like a over-grown tampon.
by Rizeman April 22, 2004
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by yonoid October 15, 2004