Dinerhhea

What happens when you get the "Sloppy Joe" Special at a local Diner. Some hours later, the remedy of sauces and meats results in a purging of the intestines, in a liquid form.

"You ok man? You were in the bathroom for like 3 hours."

"Yeah I ate at Suzy-Q's yesterday and had wicked bad Dinerhhea"

by BUTTERITINTHE603 January 15, 2010

deineth cramplel

the cramping of your balls, thighs, buttocks, and feet muscles all at the same time.

person 1: mike just had a "deineth cramplel"

person 2: oh shit, I hope he's okay.

by himigane November 12, 2021

Zeig mir deine pflaume

Words of wisdom by the hottes German guitar player ecer.

Interviewer: Can you say something in German?
Tom:Zeig mir deine pflaume!
Interviewer: What does that mean?
Bill: Hey sunshine!

by kaulitz_baby January 10, 2011

Ted Dwane

Mumford and Sons vocalist, string bassist, drummer, guitarist. Known for his unusually deep voice, dapper wardrobe and his love for peanut butter. Definitely under-appreciated.

*Listening to Mumford and Sons*

Person 1: That guy is an epic bassist.
Person 2: Yeah that's Ted Dwane!
Person 1: Doesn't he like peanut butter?
Person 2: SO YOU WATCH MUMFORD AND PALS TOO?!

by WingustheDingus September 10, 2011

Dineli

Dineli is a really good friend who you can always trust. Dineli always has your back when you're in a bad situation and will do anything to help you. She is one of the nicest people I know and an awesome swimmer. Also don't get on her bad side, or else!

Dineli: Do you want to have a race in the pool?
Me: Sure
Dineli: 3...2...1...
Me: *swims as fast as can*
Dineli: *curves in front of me*
Me: Hey!

by Dineli's Friend October 3, 2011

Deine mutter

Your mom but funnier and Germaner

“What are you doing tonight”
“Deine mutter.”

by GriffTheMyth January 8, 2022

grand theft dine-and-dash

Like an ordinary dine and dash, but when the bill is so expensive (like ordering six Kobe beef steaks, multiple bottles of champagne, etc) that the crime ends up being a felony.

We went as an eight-top to BLT Steak, got rounds and rounds of champagne, steak, martinis and dessert, and then jumped in the SUV and ditched the bill - total grand theft dine-and-dash!

by Mark Drapeau December 9, 2008