debitante

A bougie chick that spends all your cash.

That debitante is a materialistic gold-digger.

by DMack2018 February 25, 2018

dweitzel

(v): to flatulate frequently in one’s cubicle and office surrounding. Usually heightened following consumption of Mexican cuisine.

Related Terms:
Dweitzelitis (n): a disorder involving increased level of flatulence in a cubicle or an enclosed office space. Dweitzelitis can be caused by increased consumption of Mexican foods.
Call Dr. Drew to learn about other symptoms or for treatment.

While in the board meeting, Billy thought that he had to dweitzel, but defecated instead. His colleagues had berated him mercilessly.

Although he acted as though nothing had happened, Steven had been dweitzeling all day.

by Joellie & Kim June 2, 2006

carbon debit

The satirical opposite of a carbon credit, purchased to deliberately add carbon dioxide to the atmosphere.

If I buy carbon debits, the flame of the collective rage of environmentalists will cause the global average temperature to rise.

by pifactorial August 6, 2008

debit change

money given for your debit account as token of appreciation

money for use for everyday leisure that is in your bank account
{Everybody has a debit account}

We booked out till August! We are well appreciated because our debit change is looking right!

by Scoot2020 March 12, 2011

debit card daddy

the man of the house who is too broke to be a sugar daddy and too fat to be a splenda daddy.
Usually a middle aged man who has married or dating a significant other who is at least ten years younger than he is.

Don't worry Debit Card Daddy will pay for it.

by Mechanic_wiz November 24, 2015

Debitivity

refuse to accept; suffer from 'negative debs syndrome'; negativity on an epic scale

A: Dood, you've just won everyone's winnings: shouldn't you br happy?

B: NO NO NO NO NO

C: Debitivity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RESPECT

by thegreenberet April 4, 2010

Direct Debiting

Direct Debiting is when a man gets on the floor and his asshole is bare, a girl will then come behind him and swipe the card between his butt cheeks and possibly insert the card inside his asshole.

Did you see that video? Man she is good at direct debiting

by icrywhensleepy March 11, 2021