Dvorak Constant

A measure of insufferable behavior. The constant (DC) is the resulting value where you describe a persons ego or ID as being equal (=), to their ability to listen (I for Input), divided (/) by their ability to bloviate (O for Output times (*) your exposure to that person in seconds (ts). The formula is therefore ID=I/O*ts... get it IDIOTS...?

Trumps Dvorak Constant is almost immeasurable! His DC is reaching absurd levels of stupidity!

by ilookmarvlus May 30, 2018

dvorak

A type of keyboard that nobody will ever use.

"Hey bro, can i use your keyboard?"
"Sure!"
"Wth it's in dvorak!"

by aMispronounciation January 14, 2022

Abby Dvorak

She's the most beautiful girl on the face of the planet. She's pretty, sweet, and is nice to everyone she meets. She loves making friends, but she knows how to throw shade on bitches. If you're an Abby's friend, you can share any secret and tell anything to her. If Abby doesn't like you, she will tell you. She has a pretty ugly boyfriend named Jack, but he makes up for it by being an absolute fucking tank. He loves her more than anything else in this world, and that's because he is the luckiest guy in the world. Abby is the most beautiful girl in the world, but sometimes she needs to be told that and reassured. She is always going to be loved, and she always is giving love. Abby can also be used as a synonym for beautiful, or sexy. i.e. (Ab-I-Gail)

Rawr xD Abby Dvorak is so hot!

by Jackhole man June 29, 2017

Mrs Devorah krawiecz

A person who changes peoples lives in the best way. Who loves others unconditionally for no reason. Who instills confidence in others. Who focuses on the positive parts of people. A real life super mom/morah.

Meet a mrs Devorah krawiecz and your life will start looking a lot brighter.

by Your bestie for life November 23, 2021

Dvorak

Technically the best keyboard. However, no one ever bothers to use it because QWERTY is a much more fun word.

I know a Dvorak keyboard would speed up my typing, but QWERTY... it just sounds so much cooler! I mean, Dvorak? How do you even pronounce that?

by Weird stuff like that June 29, 2012

Devorah

A girl in love with sephora, also goes by dev.

person 1: Were;s devorah i thought she would come to my birthday party.
person 2: Oh, shes just scrolling on sephora.

by Sarig123 March 22, 2022

Dvorak

The most awesome science teacher who is also pregananant. Her 2020-2021 fourth period class is her favorite and we all love her a lot! (also very funny and good at roasting kids and growing nuggets)

Diego: Coach Dvorak when's it coming out?
Class laughs
Coach Dvorak: it's DUE DATE is in September!

by Samoowoo May 24, 2021