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dumbitis

A disease in to where a person is diagnosed with the dumb
Im sorry ma’am, your son suffers from dumbitis
by Kawaii trash:3 June 5, 2020
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dumbit

a phrase that is a combination of "darn it" or "damn it" with "dumb", said when a girl accidentally walks into a tree branch and she mixes up her thoughts!
"Hey! Look out for that tree bench!"

"Huh?" (smack) "AHHH, DUMBIT!"
by afdoublezbaby December 28, 2007
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dumbify

to increase the stupidity of oneself.
Television is a device and tool used to numb the mind and dumbify America.
by GodsaveJesus January 3, 2008
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dumpity dump

A person;
annoyingly pathetic and incredibly tedious in nature,
branded by their colleagues as a "dumpity dump".

Causes fellow non-dumpities to go mad, due to their unbearable antics.

Typically low self-esteemed/monotone and in denial of their squareness.

Uses expressions such as
"well, I wouldn't say so!" or
"WELL I'm sorry that I forgot! Accidents happen!"
ALL OF THE TIME.

Thinks he's gaining cool-points when he mentions Van Halen! and Aerosmith! on his ipod.

Shares pointless information on the phone with you after you mention you have to go.

Has terrible table manners, clickity clanging his spoon in his cereal, slurping to his heart's delight thinking he's the only person who can hear it. Licking each finger individually (with sound included) after smacking his fucking lips during a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Slurped down by a glass of milk of course. Great!

A really big dumpity dump.
Girl1: GOD. My Step-Dad is such a dumpity dump.
Girl2: Why? Whats a dumpity..?
Girl1: .. he just is!
by d3v0 July 11, 2006
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dumbnity

dumbnity; noun.

1. the state in which one takes a moment to reflect on how dumb the are, usually following an act of dumbness.

2. the realm in which one performs or accomplishes something dumb.
1. "He stubbed his toe quite severely, and took a moment to bask in his dumbnity."

2. "She removed the hot pocket from the microwave and could clearly see steam rising from it. Knowing this was a clear indication that the inside was essentially lava, yet determined to reign over her kingdom of dumbnity with an iron fist, she bit into it anyway."
by themayorofdumbtown May 2, 2014
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Dumbitchosis

Johnathan was just diagnosed with dumbitchosis
by Longrod van hugendome July 27, 2019
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Dumbitchitis

It is a symptom where he/she is acting stupid beyond comprehension. Any logic or reasoning that is said, given, told, or provided to a person that has Dumbitchitis will not matter. A person that has this symptom can not be helped by any other person or thing, and the only cure for this is for them to chill the fuck out, though sometimes they have to figure it out for themselves.
God, Karen got some Dumbitchitis.
by RoxasXII0 January 19, 2022
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