dumbstoned

dumbstoned — when you are so Stoned, you go dumb🤪 so you are #dumbstoned #couchlocked

Hey I am so dumbstoned right now, I can’t even get up. Lol

by MelissaMJ48 April 16, 2019

dumbarton girls

the most popular girls in your school even though they don’t go there. signature is oversized tees and sports shorts with high nike socks and nike air force 1s and a messy bun. plays lacrosse and is loved by all boys. never answers snaps but somehow has a really high snap streak. these girls usually go to dumbarton middle school in baltimore md but some girls who don’t go there are still classified as a dumbarton girl. if they’re blonde, it’s fake and definitely bleached every 3 weeks. if you have a boyfriend, every dumbarton girl has snapped him before you did.

boy 1: i’m talking to this girl from dumbarton

boy 2: what? who is it? mia? kate? abi? maia? tess? kamora?

boy 1: no but she’s SUPER HOT and is friends with all of those dumbarton girls.

by ensuwhwjdheaabcjen March 19, 2022

dumbelling

A sexual fetish, Dumbelling is urinating in a persons' ear, to achieve the rare and almost legendary "Golden Dumbell", the urine must come out of the persons' other ear.

"I still feel like I have urine in my ear after last night's Dumbelling session darling"

by Paul Connor October 5, 2005

Harry Dumbarton

Someone who can't edit anything other than doors

Oh my god that kid is such a Harry Dumbarton(bot)

by Can edit anything other than d July 2, 2019

Dumbarton

It's the elite of dumb, or rather alumnus, which some consider the perfection of stupidity, to surpass what some only refer to as 'full retard'. To become a Dumbarton, you must throw away any concept of brain activity, even having the ability to read this sentence makes you exempt from reaching the status of Dumbarton. Once anointed as a Dumbarton you become part of a brotherhood, with the benefits of; no responsibility for one's self or decision making skills, a secured spot on the autism spectrum, never hindered to ever utilize a toilet, and the mutant ability to have all your mistakes be considered accidents by all of law enforcement and society.

If not born a Dumbarton, you must be a graduate from the school. The entry level education accepts head trauma or severe drug overdoses, but not limited to those who were home schooled. It is possible to fake being a Dumbarton, but once done you cannot break character, in which our alumni with retard strength are assigned to beat you in public, similar to gangs, until you reach the proper amount of brain damage to correct your flaws of not being an authentic Dumbarton.

While we respect other organizations such as; The Church of Scientology, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and The Westboro Baptist Church, we do not associate with them. They're religious groups, so don't be a Dumbarton and assume we have anything to do with that shit.

Dumbarton Professor: "What's the first rule of being a Dumbarton?"
Recruit: "Uhh..."
Dumbarton Professor: "You've got potential kid!"

by TheWorldFamousIC December 17, 2016

Dumbelina

A total fuck up, who cannot express their true feelings as they are too incompetent to do so.

Josh was acting like a dumbelina when he fell and started crying but was unable to form a complete sentence to explain what had just occurred.

by Josh Dombelina December 12, 2018

dumbeldore

When your old, but still can sustain erections

When a guy who is supposidly too old to get an erection sustains one for a good amount of time, especially when tonks is in the room.
Old Guy: "Wow, I think I might be able to pull off a Dumbeldore tonight with that woman"

by Ja In Kang August 30, 2007