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Ducati

The act of four or more people shitting on one persons chest. A cross between bukkake and a Cleveland Steamer.
Shit dog, that girl was real messed up. She loves getting ducatied!
by taintlicker September 23, 2014
mugGet the Ducatimug.

Ducati Dreaming

A time in a young motorcyclist's life when he or she is fed up with their inadequate Japanese motorcycle and wants to trade up for a Desmo Ducati but can't due to lack of funds. This is also a common activity done by ducati owners when during the winter months or on days unsuitable for riding.
Victims of Ducati Dreaming can be spotted in a class or work setting, browsing through ducati vids on youtube or visiting Ducati.com
Teacher: Joe, is what you are looking at on ducati.com have anything to do with psych 101?

Joe: Sorry professor I am suffering from Ducati Dreaming
by Josef Campbell January 5, 2010
mugGet the Ducati Dreamingmug.

Dirty Ducati

When you fuck 4 baby's with only your two big toes and your pinky fingers. It can only be performed in a hospital broom closet.
I can't believe you pulled off a Dirty Ducati yesterday!
by Prisoner056 March 14, 2022
mugGet the Dirty Ducatimug.

DUI Ducati

I can’t drive to the bar because I got a DUI. So, I went to Walmart and bought me a DUI Ducati.
by McMonde May 25, 2018
mugGet the DUI Ducatimug.

Ducati Scrambler

When a girl has a t-shirt on with a motorcycle picture and you grab her tits and shake them like scrambling eggs
Kelly was wearing this cool vintage motorcycle T-shirt so I went ahead and gave her the old Ducati Scrambler.
by Speedsix July 14, 2018
mugGet the Ducati Scramblermug.

ducati curse

A form of black magic often used to bestow hardships upon another mans motorcycle, most commonly used against BMW owners as they are also European motorcycle owners.
Yo man, that dude put that 'ducati curse' on my shit.
by Murdock July 11, 2017
mugGet the ducati cursemug.

Ducati asswhooping

when a girl is riding you in reverse cowgirl really fast and you reach up grab her ears and twist them as hard as you can and say Vroom Vroom
Man 1: What were you all up to last night? Shit was loud Man 2: I gave my girl a ducati asswhooping, thats for damn sure.
by LC-123 August 16, 2021
mugGet the Ducati asswhoopingmug.

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