doomentia

A disease which involves the patient constantly worrying about the end of the world. Typically the average 8 year old ipad baby who thinks a volcano on the other side of the planet is going to cause a mass extinction. It is contagious through speaking with the person carrying it; the more you speak to them, the more you become like them.

Person 1: Yo Yo! What's up?

0fiiz (ipad baby): Did you know that the world is in the worst state it's ever been? A global recession is coming in 200 years.. it's over..

Person 1: Damn bro! Looks like you got doomentia. Stay away from me!

by Harkinian! December 16, 2023