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Driveshafted

A term best used to describe a position for anyone who works in the automotive field. This usually refers to getting screwed over by every single person that the individual comes in contact with, usually insurance companies, customers, manufacturers, bosses, owners, bums, credit criminals, scumbags, dirtbags, hosebags, and all around bags. The professional auto tech usually requires an average of 12 beers just to calm down after a long day of getting long dicked, his boss is probably dead from suicide, and his co workers are usualy miserable because they too have been ass fucked so hard that a dinner plate can easily be inserted into the anus without actually touching the sphincter. Most of these unfortunate individuals are well on their way to the insane asylum, so have some pity on them. Remember when you go to your local auto dealer to get your fucking rat fixed, you are probably the asshole that caused all this misery, so lighten up on the poor bastards. One day, one of them may go off the deep end and just fuckin' pop you one in the cocksucker.
Goddammit!!! Johnny just spent all day workin' on that piece of crap and didn't even make enough money to pay for his lunch. He got driveshafted!!
by prince of penetration December 29, 2007
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drubes

oh thats disgusting he has drubes
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Drivesoft

A variation of airsoft, in which the participants drive around in cars, usually in urban areas, and attempt to hit either other participants or innocent bystanders with airsoft pellets.
"Dude, I totally pwned this dude in the butt while we were playing drivesoft the other day. He had no idea what hit him! He was just standing there, taking out the trash."
by Ladderwalker January 27, 2009
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drives like my ass

A person who makes WIDE, unsignaled turns.
That guy in front of me drives like my ass.
by Bambi September 24, 2004
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Chili Dribs

Streaks and stains and dribbles is stool in the gusset of a dude’s underwear from poor wiping or semi-loose stool and a little too much flatulence.
My wife said she’s done doing my laundry. Too many chili dribs.

Monday’s are rough after partying a weekend. I get the chili dribs at my desk.

My asshole was on fire this morning from the chili dribs.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
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Chao Drives

Little multicolored tubes you collect from killing G.U.N. robots in Sonic Adventure 2 to give to your chao in order to increase it's stats. There are four different types of chao drives: Running, Swimming, Power, and Flying.
I use Rouge to collect chao drives, because it's so much easier.
by Sohma Yuki October 14, 2005
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