Swedish Dress Shirt 

When a caucasian individual receives a line of hickeys that extend from the neck to the genital region.

Dude: So how was Morgan last night?
Other Dude: Shit got crazy man. She gave me a Swedish Dress Shirt. I won't be able to go swimming in public for weeks.

Swedish Dress Shirt by realfeeleydrinkers July 14, 2012

Dress Shoes 

Code to represent the three most prominent sexualities. A person has one dress shoe if they are bisexual, two dress shoes if they are homosexual, and no dress shoes if they are straight.

OMG, that guy definitely has dress shoes.

I can't believe he told me he only has one dress shoe when he LITARALLY HAS TWO.

Dress Shoes by ISWEARIMNOTAHOMOSEXUAL May 8, 2021

dress-stress 

Being very stressed on what to wear to an event.

My wardrobe has too many clothing options, they're giving me dress-stress!

dress-stress by Spazmatism December 8, 2022

White Dress Snow Ball

A variation of the traditional show ball. When you let a guy cum in your mouth, pretend to brush your teeth, go to you parent's house for three days before the wedding, show up at the wedding, and when the priest says "you may kiss the bride," you spit he cum back into their mouth during the kiss. Bonus points if they cum in their pants.

Last weekend I married the love of my life and she White Dress Snow Balled me. She really gave me a mouthful!

White Dress Snow Ball by SCR69 December 23, 2023

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Dress T shirt 

Oxymoron. This is as feasible as a time machine. A T shirt is exactly what it states.

The only shirt that may pass as a dress T shirt is a tuxedo T shirt, as Jesus wears these sometimes when he parties. If someone is at a funeral, wedding, work (where business casual wear is required), church…etc…
These are places where someone might try to pass of a T-Shirt as Dressy. Please correct them immediately in there moments of idiocy and inform them and everyone around that their attire is completely inappropriate.

Someone showed up to my wedding in a T shirt and tried to tell me it was a Dress T Shirt, security removed them from the premises.

Dress T shirt by Wow's41 September 25, 2010