caca dreadlocks

When you take a shit and the shit gets stuck and twisted in your ass hair.

"Dude, I just shit out that root beer float and now all these caca dreadlocks are making my ass itch!"

by mangorick September 4, 2008

Dreadsock

To stuff a Dreadnought (preferably one of the old metal ones) into a sock & then smash it into the cheating/cheezey army list using player's face.

This usually results in pain for the offender. This is a good thing.

However, never Dreadsock Chuck Norris, don't even think about it unless you want to have your testicles crushed. It hurts, believe me.

Player 1: WTF?! U haz 4 skwadz ov teh Nob Bykerz?!?! That iz teh cheeze!!!

Player 2: Yeah, but u wayt untylz i pwn u wiv mah dubel lash Chaos army!!!

Player 1: WTF mahn?!?!

Player 2: It haz 3 Vindicatorz 2!!!

*Player 1 proceeds to Dreadsock Player 2*

Player 2: MAH FAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!! IT IZ TEH HURTZ!!!!!!!!!

Player 1: That'z wot u get 4 being a cheezey foo.

Player 2: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

by an Ugnaught January 28, 2009

Dreadlocks

When Jonathan Davis from the nu-metal band KoRn (backwards R mandatory) became to bloated to wash his hair, he began letting it twist and rot naturally. As it began germinating, dreadlocks ensued. It was this natural evolution that made his locks the filthiest in all the land. After being turned down on a date by fellow frontman of Disturbed, David Dreiman, Jonathan Davis soon realized he had to do SOMETHING with that luscious head of hair. This is why he has these luscious tubes forming from his scalp. Don't be fooled kids, it's not a wig. This is the real deal.

David Dreiman: EW, LOOK @ UR HA@!RRRR!

Jonathan Davis: LOL WOT, ILL GET DREADLOCKS!! (OPTIONAL Z)

David Dreiman: K babycakes.

by c0keONwh33lzsszsszzx August 10, 2009

dreadlock

The mental traffic jam that arises out of worry. A dreaded future event -- report deadline, court appearance, meeting with boss -- is played over and over again in the brain, locking out other, more productive thoughts and often resulting in insomnia and excessive alcohol consumption.

I've been in dreadlock over today's presentation. Are you sure we're ready?

by wordguy2 March 21, 2010

Dreadlocks

When a guy jizzes all over his partner and it also gets into the hair but it's never cleaned up. After a while it dries up and becomes dreadlocks.

Lucy: "Hey Angelica, I see you have gotten deadlocks, I thought you hated dreadlocks?"
Angelica: "Ughh, my boyfriend jizzed in my hair last night and didn't tell me, so it dried up and now it's deadlocks."
Lucy: "He's such an asshole!"

by Jung Gouda May 15, 2019

dreadcocks

The hair style of a queer man with dreadlocks, possibly used as a nickname for the man himself.

"Hey, Dreadcocks! Did you get any man-ass today?"

by Jix December 1, 2006

Dreadlocks

Just about the whole New England Patriots' 2009-2010 roster. (Maroney, Green-Ellis, Wilhite, Meriweather, etc.)

But just the black ones have dreadlocks.

by NotMattStru November 15, 2009