torn your draws / torn your drawers

To fuck up in an epic fashion often involving a classless act, breach of trust, or both.

My boyfriend fucked a stripper so I had to dump his ass- he totally tore his draws.

torn your draws / torn your drawers

by MaryMooCow June 9, 2016

Drewder

(Verb.) To include excessive (especially when also amusing) typographical errors in a written statement due to haste in typing and/or poor grammar skills. Usually in regard to short electronic communications such as internet forum posts, Twitter, phone texts, etc.

Sorry, I totally drewder'd that last post.

by Hermus January 25, 2013

Pee Drawer

An empty dresser drawer usually filled with urine. Like the poop sock, you don't want mom to find this, or else you're fucked.

School Counselor: "So, Jimbo, why aren't you acting like yourself at school lately?'
Jimbo: "Mom found the pee drawer."

by Oliver Hotbox April 6, 2019

drawdy

This is usually meant for a shy kind person who doesn't know how to show emotions but can give you good dick

Wow that's a drawdy

by Anonymous Girl December 17, 2016

Second Drawer

To have sex.

Oh man, I would second drawer that girl so bad.

by EXSpinalTap September 26, 2009

Draper drawer

n. A drawer containing information such as letters, deeds, and photographs about one's sordid past or secret identity; inspired by Don Draper from the hit TV show Mad Men

Once his old lady found his Draper drawer, she filed immediately for divorce

by Joan Holloway November 18, 2009

junk drawer

A drawer full of almost every possible thing you can imagine, although none of what is in the drawer is what you are looking for. I'm talking stuff like adapter plugs from the 90's, crumpled up papers you wrote back in high school, a fork that mysteriously appeared...All kinds of stuff

Don't look in the junk drawer. Chances are, you're not gonna find what you need. At all.

by SystemShutDown March 10, 2019