Dr. seuss penis

A penis that is so fucked that it looks like it could be in a dr. Seuss book.

Girl, that guy I fucked last night had a dr. Seuss penis; it was fucked!

by Fig nag November 29, 2016

The Dr. Seuss Syndrome

The neurological condition where an individual feels compelled to turn everyday words into a rhyme, which does not change the actual meaning of the original word.

Normal Person: "That is neato"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "That is neato dorito"

Normal Person: "Awesome!"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "Awesome Possum!"

Normal Person: "Whatever"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "Whatever Trevor"

by JoTySmith November 16, 2010

Dr. Seuss Weekend

Sexually engaging multiple women over the course of a weekend.

"One bitch, two bitch; Dr. Seuss Weekend."

by Filthy Mammals March 19, 2014

Dr. Seuss Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a children's writer.

"Dr. Seuss Willis wrote a book teaching kids how to count to LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Dr. Seuss Hair

In the age of Hi-Dif porn, one will occasionally observe a single missed vaginal or anal-area hair on a female pornstar's otherwise shaved pubis. Much like the single hair on a Dr. Seuss character.

"Yo that video was hot, but did you see that girl's Dr. Seuss Hair? It was all by itself!"

by Bspot May 1, 2008

Dr. Seuss

Cancelled

Dr. Seuss is cancelled

by Squelchboi2220 March 18, 2021