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drowsy chaperone

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-noun

The act of falling asleep during, or immediately following, masturbation, leaving one's genitalia fully exposed.
1. I must have been more drunk than I thought last night, because I totally pulled a drowsy chaperone.

2. I walked in on my roommate's drowsy chaperone this morning. It was disgusting.
by fancygriddles June 18, 2011
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drowsy dragon

The act of chugging a bottle of cough medicine and masterbating before you pass out.
I tried the drowsy dragon yesterday but i passed out before i was done.
by SinisterIceMan October 16, 2008
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Dawsyn

Dawsyn is the most amazing guy friend. Whether you two are dating or not, he is nice, caring, funny, and very attractive. Although he might doubt himself, DO NOT let him! He will never let your secrets escape his mind. You can trust dawsyn with all you heart and let him have yours.
Dawsyn is the most amazing guy I have ever met!
by Quinn04 November 27, 2018
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Dowsky

Dowsky
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Dirty Dowsing Rod

A sexual act in which a man exposes his boner in a public outdoor area, wandering aimlessly while pointing it towards the ground. When he randomly chooses to stop, he immediately proceeds to rub one out on the ground beneath him. If asked what he is doing, he explains he is dowsing for a well.
1.) Jenny saw someone performing a dirty dowsing rod in Central Park this morning as she was going for a jog.
2.) Larry was arrested at 3pm today for performing a dirty dowsing rod.
by Moonshine Billy February 25, 2015
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Skip-The-Dowry

When a person is so likeable/good you'd marry them without the promise of monetary gain or a reward of any kind.
"I'm not Skip-The-Dowry material my family would have to pay to ship me out bro!!"
"I think I really love John, he's like...Skip-The-Dowry material."
by BeaBuzz November 25, 2018
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Put the Downy in the bin

A game for 2 or more players, a variant for hide and seek tag.

The seekers have to find the hiders (downys) and when they do catch them, then have to find the nearest garbage can and literally throw them in.

Surprisingly fun when the Downys are scared or confused.
Luke: Hey look the downy's are confused!
Jack: Let's play "Put the Downy in the bin"
by Lukollie January 1, 2011
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