Doucher

A person with an extreme lack of sophistication, basic decency and common sense.

Douchers rarely come to the self- realisation that they are in fact douchers.

Common Doucher Symptoms:

1. Poor sentence structure/ Hard to understand
2. Uses vulgary language in public locations
3. Often contradicts themselves
4. Likes to harrass wildlife
5. Walks around late at night informing strangers that they are intoxicated

Doucher: "Im so baked man, can I have some of your slurpee?
Civilian (To Friend): "Lets get away from these douchers!"


Douchers: "Check out these cat mats we stole"
Civilians: "What are you going to do with them?"
Douchers: "Throw' em in the lake"
by Cornelius the Great July 11, 2008
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Doucher

One of those vape things faggots puff on
This coomer was puffing on his doucher so I rocked his faggot ass
by AlecTheWhissMan March 08, 2020
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Doucher

noun- One who participates in doucheful activities; one who partakes in douchery, douchism, or is a douchist.
"You are such a doucher, you prick."

"I'm going to use my douche. I am a doucher."
by J Maze January 14, 2009
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Doucher

One who is a repetitive Douche or Scumbag.
Asher is such a doucher, he leaves his wallet at home every time we go out to eat.
by Duppiedoo November 17, 2009
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Doucher

Noun: Someone or something that is a Douche bag. May or may not also be a asshole.

Man, 90% of iphone owners are Douchers
by Shnuck April 02, 2009
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Doucher

One who intentionally tries to disrupt a good thing. Can also be a cock block
Driver: Is that guy going to pass or just hang there.

Car passes and slows down in front of the car.


Passenger: Doucher!
by iamtechno December 14, 2008
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Doucher

Someone, usually female, or feminine acting, that exhibits behavior to suggest he / she "douches"

Usually used in reference to a "pussy" or someone acting like a "pussy"

Someone so stupid, they don't even realize that "doucher" is an insult
"Dude, shut the fuck up, you fucking doucher"

"Did you see Amarosa, that kid is soooo stupid, what a doucher!'
by Souza July 15, 2004
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