douchebulb

The apparatus that injects water into a rectum, for the purpose of cleansing; preparation for anal sex. Much douchier than a douchebag.

So, my boss... this fuckin guy... what a douchebulb. Seriously *does not* have a clue.

by gravyball December 14, 2010

Doucheium

the chemical component that makes someone a douche;

'look at all the ed hardy on display - the smell of doucheium is in the air"

by OneCharmingBastard May 5, 2011

douchebomb

A word or phrase that, when used in conversation, lets everyone know you are a giant douche. Usually a French word used in poor context by an uppity white male.
Coined by the giant vat of douchewater known as "Luke" from Luke and Posey.

Douche: Workin till 9 again, huh? C'est la vie!
You: Nice douchebomb, douche.

Douche: This yogurt has a certain 'Je-ne-sais-quoi'.
You: Douchebomb!

"Sans" followed by any word other than "serif" is also a douchebomb.

by a_different_luke_entirely January 28, 2008

douchebubble

An airheaded prick who has exceeded the limit of moronic douchebaggery.

He tried to fuck my girlfriend while shitting on a hornet's next. What a douchebubble.

by Jibbity Jed November 20, 2009

Douchebomb

When you put the fake subject of your photo in the foreground (like a scratch on your finger or a Starbucks cup), and casually leave the real subject in the background (like an Hermes tote, your pumped bicep, or the BMW logo on your new steering wheel)

Person A: "Who's the douche with the Jaguar keys next to the tanning lotion captioned 'Can't Wait for Summer'?"

Person B: That's the most blatant douchebomb I've ever seen.

by IcarusKC May 27, 2014

douchepumpkin

A name you call a freind that is being an extra douche.

Also used as abbreviated D.P.

Joe your such a fucking douchepumpkin.

Matt is such a D.P.

by lowell levenson August 9, 2008

douchecumpoop

A douchecumpoop is a total moron who is a very huge douche and doesn’t even know it

That Eric is clueless, what a douchecumpoop!

by Ringer_of_O's May 7, 2018